Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Whoa! Left one more day of exams on Thursday and can kiss exams good-bye! Yeah! Wooh... This certainly sounds like as if A-levels finished already... Haha... A pity i will miss the Thursday morning clash of Portugal and Holland... I think it will be a very tense match, perhaps a draw at fulltime and maybe one team will win it in extra-time... I am hoping Portugal will go through coz i always support teams that beat my beloved England... Just like Brazil during the 2002 World Cup where Brazil beat England 2-1 and ended up as eventual champions... This comes down to the conclusion that whoever beats England will be the champion since only the best can beat England... A pity that England crashed out of Euro2004 via the penalty-shootout, where Becks' infamous miss threw England into disaaray... Haiz... It's the 3rd successive penalty miss for Becks man...What the heck... Maybe i could give him a few tips on how to take penalties... My penalties are like 90%accurate man... Not that i want to boast lar... Hmmm... Gotta count on Venket the Man again to give me his prediction for the Portugal-Holland match...
Soccer training last Sunday was anything but fruitful... I would say it was a complete waste of time since only 5 people turned up and Joe Koh left after a while, leaving me, Darren Lee, Hanming and Kelvin with the company of well, 2 balls, one of them yellow in colour... Yes, we did a lot of funny things with the ball but nothing perverse please, Daena... Initially, it wasn't that kok as we decided to play 2 on 2... But alas, our cones ( no sexual intention ) left like only 2, so we can't built a proper goalpost, so we decided our goal would be a single cone on both ends and to score a goal, we gotta aim and kick the ball to touch the cone... Kelvin and I were on the same team and we won 5-4, but after just 1 game, it left the 4 of us panting like mad as if we just ran 10km... We took a rest and came to the decision to play other stuff... So i gave the suggestion that we play the Tiger-Beer $500000 Challenge where we got to shoot the ball from 30m out into the goal post... Kelvin and I each got 6 out of 10 and so we went to play sudden death penalty... Then very kok, we pretend that we are representing different countries, as if we were in Euro2004 semi-finals. I represented England against Portugal led by HanMing, and in the other semi-final, Latvia led by Darren was up against Kelvin's Ukraine... Ukraine and England progressed into the finals and i won it for England as i scored 7 out of 8 attempts... Wooh... And poor portugal missed out on third place as Latvia won 2-1 on penalties... Haha... Then i went crazy as i ran around the field and cheering loudly for England, as if they really won Euro2004 like that... After that, we tried to be innovative and decided to put the 2 cones as close as possible and we got to kick the ball through the small gap... I got 1 goal out of 4 attempts while Darren Lee was damn pro where he got 3 out of 4... Damn taico wan sia... We rounded off the day with a game of golf with the soccer ball as the golf ball and the holes of the cones as the hole the ball got to enter... Allright, this sounds sick sia... But none of us managed to get a single ball into the hole... Very bad golfers indeed... Wah... It's one of the most kok soccer training i have ever attended...
Finally, i will retire from NCC officially this Friday... A little sad since i will be leaving... Will miss my cadets... But what to do... Old already people don't want you already... Haiz... Don't know whether must give speech er not coz i didn't prepare anything... But i won't be involved in the parade, so there's no chance i will pass out unless that Starhub girl attends the ceremony... Then i will faint lol... A very high chance that i will kana raped that evening, so must protect myself, especially my arm that's still recovering... My cadets are like vicious tigers and serial rapists sia... They very hiong wan... Yeah, we go fishing this Friday before i pass out... Go catch more fish... Oh ya, Brian told me got inter-house badminton competition next month... Wah, i want to play!!!!!!! I hope my arm is okay by then or else i will really hate myself...
Got a code here but don't think it's breakable... Haha... If the code is broken, i will be in deep trouble... (-9) (-12)(-9)(-11)(-5) (6)(-1)(-2)(5)(-9)(1)(-1). (6)(-8)(-5)'(6) (-1) (3)(5)(-5)(7)(7)(12) (-7)(-9)(5)(-12). Haha... It'a an unsolvable puzzle... It shall never be solved...
Soccer training last Sunday was anything but fruitful... I would say it was a complete waste of time since only 5 people turned up and Joe Koh left after a while, leaving me, Darren Lee, Hanming and Kelvin with the company of well, 2 balls, one of them yellow in colour... Yes, we did a lot of funny things with the ball but nothing perverse please, Daena... Initially, it wasn't that kok as we decided to play 2 on 2... But alas, our cones ( no sexual intention ) left like only 2, so we can't built a proper goalpost, so we decided our goal would be a single cone on both ends and to score a goal, we gotta aim and kick the ball to touch the cone... Kelvin and I were on the same team and we won 5-4, but after just 1 game, it left the 4 of us panting like mad as if we just ran 10km... We took a rest and came to the decision to play other stuff... So i gave the suggestion that we play the Tiger-Beer $500000 Challenge where we got to shoot the ball from 30m out into the goal post... Kelvin and I each got 6 out of 10 and so we went to play sudden death penalty... Then very kok, we pretend that we are representing different countries, as if we were in Euro2004 semi-finals. I represented England against Portugal led by HanMing, and in the other semi-final, Latvia led by Darren was up against Kelvin's Ukraine... Ukraine and England progressed into the finals and i won it for England as i scored 7 out of 8 attempts... Wooh... And poor portugal missed out on third place as Latvia won 2-1 on penalties... Haha... Then i went crazy as i ran around the field and cheering loudly for England, as if they really won Euro2004 like that... After that, we tried to be innovative and decided to put the 2 cones as close as possible and we got to kick the ball through the small gap... I got 1 goal out of 4 attempts while Darren Lee was damn pro where he got 3 out of 4... Damn taico wan sia... We rounded off the day with a game of golf with the soccer ball as the golf ball and the holes of the cones as the hole the ball got to enter... Allright, this sounds sick sia... But none of us managed to get a single ball into the hole... Very bad golfers indeed... Wah... It's one of the most kok soccer training i have ever attended...
Finally, i will retire from NCC officially this Friday... A little sad since i will be leaving... Will miss my cadets... But what to do... Old already people don't want you already... Haiz... Don't know whether must give speech er not coz i didn't prepare anything... But i won't be involved in the parade, so there's no chance i will pass out unless that Starhub girl attends the ceremony... Then i will faint lol... A very high chance that i will kana raped that evening, so must protect myself, especially my arm that's still recovering... My cadets are like vicious tigers and serial rapists sia... They very hiong wan... Yeah, we go fishing this Friday before i pass out... Go catch more fish... Oh ya, Brian told me got inter-house badminton competition next month... Wah, i want to play!!!!!!! I hope my arm is okay by then or else i will really hate myself...
Got a code here but don't think it's breakable... Haha... If the code is broken, i will be in deep trouble... (-9) (-12)(-9)(-11)(-5) (6)(-1)(-2)(5)(-9)(1)(-1). (6)(-8)(-5)'(6) (-1) (3)(5)(-5)(7)(7)(12) (-7)(-9)(5)(-12). Haha... It'a an unsolvable puzzle... It shall never be solved...
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