Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Yay! Another day of war is over... I am already left with a sore throat and a slight headache after screaming the entire day, but i have got 40 tests to mark!!! OMG... I am dead...
Sports Day is next Thursday, and i haven't start on my class banner yet! Shit... And i need to buy spray paint somemore... And my art sucks... I really don't know what to draw lo... And relying on my kids is pretty hopeless i guess...
Had to entertain a boy's parents today... I was already prepared to be blasted, but thank goodness the parents were pretty understanding... Apparently, one boy cried during recess and called his mum to complain that some boys sprayed water at him in class... And he din tell me! And when i questioned him about it, he said he didn't want to tell me coz i would punish his friends who BULLIED him. How ironical. Friends = Bullies. Wakow... I really wonder what's wrong with the kids... They just refused to listen...
And there was this boy who cried just to draw my attention towards him. I talked to him nicely and he cried even louder! For 10 mins, he was screaming and wailing at the top of his lungs... And that's it. I screamed at him to shut up and scolded him! It actually worked! He shut up immediately and went back to his seat! And he cried coz his friend don't "friend" him! -_-
And the best was this Indian boy... I wanted to change his partner's seat towards the back and the boy said, "No teacher! Cannot! He's my friend! I want him! I love him! He's my girlfriend!" -_- Shit. At such a young age. I immediately reprimanded him that boys should only like girls and boys do not love boys. And while i was scolding him, he was grabbing his "lover's" arm. WTF. No wonder one of my ex primary school classmate is gay. That's how things started.
I have to grow plants for them somemore... Haiz... I need a break...
Got to work at Waraku tonight! Chotto tsukaremashita ne!
~She gave me her last biscuit coz i was hungry. How nice of her... Hahar....
Sports Day is next Thursday, and i haven't start on my class banner yet! Shit... And i need to buy spray paint somemore... And my art sucks... I really don't know what to draw lo... And relying on my kids is pretty hopeless i guess...
Had to entertain a boy's parents today... I was already prepared to be blasted, but thank goodness the parents were pretty understanding... Apparently, one boy cried during recess and called his mum to complain that some boys sprayed water at him in class... And he din tell me! And when i questioned him about it, he said he didn't want to tell me coz i would punish his friends who BULLIED him. How ironical. Friends = Bullies. Wakow... I really wonder what's wrong with the kids... They just refused to listen...
And there was this boy who cried just to draw my attention towards him. I talked to him nicely and he cried even louder! For 10 mins, he was screaming and wailing at the top of his lungs... And that's it. I screamed at him to shut up and scolded him! It actually worked! He shut up immediately and went back to his seat! And he cried coz his friend don't "friend" him! -_-
And the best was this Indian boy... I wanted to change his partner's seat towards the back and the boy said, "No teacher! Cannot! He's my friend! I want him! I love him! He's my girlfriend!" -_- Shit. At such a young age. I immediately reprimanded him that boys should only like girls and boys do not love boys. And while i was scolding him, he was grabbing his "lover's" arm. WTF. No wonder one of my ex primary school classmate is gay. That's how things started.
I have to grow plants for them somemore... Haiz... I need a break...
Got to work at Waraku tonight! Chotto tsukaremashita ne!
~She gave me her last biscuit coz i was hungry. How nice of her... Hahar....
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Yay! It's the weekends! I seriously treasure my weekends now as it is the main source of rest time for my throat. I think i will get throat cancer soon... Haha... Shouting at the kids is no joke. What's worse is that despite shouting, no one gives a damn coz 5 minutes later, it's back at square one. And the incessant shouting goes unnoticed until the poor ruler suffers another slap on the whiteboard... Haiz...
Well, at least i survived the past week... This is a flooded class as water seemed to be the class' theme... They might as well renamed the class as Wild Wild Wet. The water in the class just seemed impossible to evaporate as the kids celebrated Thailand's Water Festival everyday. If water bottles are their rifles, the water inside is definitely their ammo. And they never run out of ammo coz there's a god-damn sink behind the class! Wakow!
I was so furious that day that i grabbed one of the kids by the collar coz he was really over the limit. And i wrote in 4 of the students' pupils' handbooks to complain to their parents, which worked coz when i took their books, there was fear written over their faces... Haha... But after a while, the fear subsided and it's pandemonium again... Haiz...
I asked the kids to write poems the other day and their poems were really creative... And here's the non-edited versions...
Potential Title : The Sprayer
The Siva(one of the naughty boys) keep on spraying me
He keeps on shoting at me
Siva keep on shot ice cold water at me
and he's so naughty, and now he is shoting at me
Siva is very angry I don't no why he keeps on spraying at me
He sprays my book and spray at me.
Potential Title : AngryPoor
John family so poor
Everyday No Money
His classmates call him poor noobie
He was so angry
he punch their faces
The other's said I don't like you
he get's even more angry
Thery started fighting like fat pigs
Now here's the best...
Potential Title : The Trap Pervert
My friend Trap
Every day no how to make trap
or trap girls at his house he very stupid
Then if no girls he will cry.
OMG...
I wonder what he will do in the future....
Okie, gonna go for a gathering at Montfort le... Got some Montfort Reunion thingy organised by the school...
PS. Anyone interested in buying Duel Master, Pokemon, Yu Gi Oh Cards etc etc etc, kindly look for me. My kids "donated" lotsa cards to me... Haha...
Well, at least i survived the past week... This is a flooded class as water seemed to be the class' theme... They might as well renamed the class as Wild Wild Wet. The water in the class just seemed impossible to evaporate as the kids celebrated Thailand's Water Festival everyday. If water bottles are their rifles, the water inside is definitely their ammo. And they never run out of ammo coz there's a god-damn sink behind the class! Wakow!
I was so furious that day that i grabbed one of the kids by the collar coz he was really over the limit. And i wrote in 4 of the students' pupils' handbooks to complain to their parents, which worked coz when i took their books, there was fear written over their faces... Haha... But after a while, the fear subsided and it's pandemonium again... Haiz...
I asked the kids to write poems the other day and their poems were really creative... And here's the non-edited versions...
Potential Title : The Sprayer
The Siva(one of the naughty boys) keep on spraying me
He keeps on shoting at me
Siva keep on shot ice cold water at me
and he's so naughty, and now he is shoting at me
Siva is very angry I don't no why he keeps on spraying at me
He sprays my book and spray at me.
Potential Title : AngryPoor
John family so poor
Everyday No Money
His classmates call him poor noobie
He was so angry
he punch their faces
The other's said I don't like you
he get's even more angry
Thery started fighting like fat pigs
Now here's the best...
Potential Title : The Trap Pervert
My friend Trap
Every day no how to make trap
or trap girls at his house he very stupid
Then if no girls he will cry.
OMG...
I wonder what he will do in the future....
Okie, gonna go for a gathering at Montfort le... Got some Montfort Reunion thingy organised by the school...
PS. Anyone interested in buying Duel Master, Pokemon, Yu Gi Oh Cards etc etc etc, kindly look for me. My kids "donated" lotsa cards to me... Haha...
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Sianz... School starts again, and i am on the verge of losing my voice after just 2 days of verbal war! Shit... Obviously my voice will not last the battle with 41 screaming and wailing kids and the poor ruler lost its handle today... Haha...
Been some time since i blogged yeah... Let's see... It has been a pretty fruitful week though... I caught 2 of the "best" movies this year! Happily Never After was, as the title suggest, was a movie that had me and my friends sobbing... The best scene was when we turned our heads around and found this woman sleeping... Primeval was an atrocious movie with an atrocious creature with atrocious people... I think i might hit a hat-trick if i decide to watch Mr Bean's Holidays....
I started my waitering at Waraku Japanese Restaurant last week! It was actually kinda fun although it's quite hectic when the crowd start swarming in... It was strange at first coz we had to echo out Jap phrases whenever we heard one like Onegai Shimasu etc etc... It's really an advantage to know Jap, coz some people had serious problems pronouncing the words during training... I was trying super hard not to laugh... And after 4 days of work, i have rather good feedback with people asking me whether i had done F&B before coz they feel that i seemed experienced! It's my first time though! Woohoo! And the best part is that i managed to talk to Fried Fish!!! She's the gal that i am always bioing whenever i dine at Waraku! And she worked on Sunday at my outlet coz we were short-handed! Yeah! Too bad i din ask for her number... Well, hope she comes again! And she's only 20...
The people at Waraku were pretty friendly and the atmosphere is really good... Perhaps it was the Jap spirit that they are trying to instil in us... But the first day was damn paiseh... I din noe how to put on my apron and the assistant manager, who is not bad-looking had to help me! And she was like kneeling down in front of me and it looked really wrong coz she was fumbling the strings at my crotch and several times unknowingly was brushing against my cock la! Wakow!
But alas... I did some mistakes on Sunday... Perhaps i was too tired after the soccer game... I broke a bowl and spilled some kaminabe onto myself while clearing the dishes! And i forgot to key in one of the food items that resulted in under-payment! Oops...
Okie... Gtg le... Got tuition now.... Cya!
Been some time since i blogged yeah... Let's see... It has been a pretty fruitful week though... I caught 2 of the "best" movies this year! Happily Never After was, as the title suggest, was a movie that had me and my friends sobbing... The best scene was when we turned our heads around and found this woman sleeping... Primeval was an atrocious movie with an atrocious creature with atrocious people... I think i might hit a hat-trick if i decide to watch Mr Bean's Holidays....
I started my waitering at Waraku Japanese Restaurant last week! It was actually kinda fun although it's quite hectic when the crowd start swarming in... It was strange at first coz we had to echo out Jap phrases whenever we heard one like Onegai Shimasu etc etc... It's really an advantage to know Jap, coz some people had serious problems pronouncing the words during training... I was trying super hard not to laugh... And after 4 days of work, i have rather good feedback with people asking me whether i had done F&B before coz they feel that i seemed experienced! It's my first time though! Woohoo! And the best part is that i managed to talk to Fried Fish!!! She's the gal that i am always bioing whenever i dine at Waraku! And she worked on Sunday at my outlet coz we were short-handed! Yeah! Too bad i din ask for her number... Well, hope she comes again! And she's only 20...
The people at Waraku were pretty friendly and the atmosphere is really good... Perhaps it was the Jap spirit that they are trying to instil in us... But the first day was damn paiseh... I din noe how to put on my apron and the assistant manager, who is not bad-looking had to help me! And she was like kneeling down in front of me and it looked really wrong coz she was fumbling the strings at my crotch and several times unknowingly was brushing against my cock la! Wakow!
But alas... I did some mistakes on Sunday... Perhaps i was too tired after the soccer game... I broke a bowl and spilled some kaminabe onto myself while clearing the dishes! And i forgot to key in one of the food items that resulted in under-payment! Oops...
Okie... Gtg le... Got tuition now.... Cya!
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Tottenham is leading Chelsea 3-1 at the break in the FA Cup now! Woohoo!!!
Watched 300 today at PS with Kel and gang... Pretty violent movie, but it was nice though... Okie, it's sick, but the blood spilling effects were pretty awesome... Haha... I am sick in the mind...
It's the school holidays, so i will be jobless next week! No income! Arghhhh!!!! Today's lunch was damn xing tong... I tried this chap cai peng at PS foodcourt... I ordered fried rice and got another 3 dishes, and it cost me $7.30! Wakow! I was like HUH! Crazy eh! It's the most expensive cai peng that i have eaten in my entire life!
Gonna go for interview for waitering at Waraku tomorrow... But i am still considering other options coz if they were to post me to some ulu pandan outlet, transport would be damn ex... Maybe i might try doing waitering at Bliss, since it's at Punggol Park...
Well, at least i was pretty lucky last week... Had 4 days of school last week... But all the classes i took were pretty bad... First, there are some kids who really like sweeping and mopping the floor!!! And they played with the sink until it's choked, and when i started to flood, they would mop again!!! Walau! I was damn pissed off, so i told those sweepers that if they do not want to study, they can be sweepers next time! Haha...
And i got damn angry with this P2 hyperactive boy.... He was practically running around the entire day, refused to do any work, and constantly disturbing others, fighting... Wakow... So i used the last resort. IGNORE! I asked the whole class not to look at him and just ignore him while i taught them Maths... And well, he only tried to repent when there's like only 5 minutes left till the end of school... He came over and asked me "Teacher, can u teach me?" I ignored him. He has to learn his lesson. Had i give in, he would have taken things for granted... And when he asked me whether he can go to the toilet, i said nonchalantly, "Go, go... It's okay... Just go, it doesn't matter...." Well, he din dare to step out of the class... Haha... My plan worked...
But he oso quite poor thing... One of his classmates was celebrating his birthday and he invited quite a few people but well, since he's a troublemaker, the boy refused to invite him... And the boy gave out cupcakes to everyone but him and another guy... The boy gave me 2 though! And said "Thank you teacher for teaching us..." Wow... I was pretty touched... After screaming at them, lecturing them, at least i got gratitude... Kids... Sometimes i dunnoe whether to hate or love them... On one hand, they are really horrible at times, yet deep down, i know they are just pure innocent kids... Haiz... I gave one of my cupcakes to one of the boy and i thot of giving the other to the troublemaker after school... But well, after lining them out and bringing them down, he disappeared! Fine. That's it.
I played my first field soccer today in 3 months! And my stamina was like shit... I am really disappointed with myself... I think i can kiss SMU soccer team goodbye le... I this kind of standard confirm cannot get in le... Haiz... I was panting after a while, and i just can't run for long periods... Die... But well, at least now i got a new group of people to play soccer with! Must train harder! Gambatte!
我以为
你曾说不想有天让我知道
你对他有那么好
你说会懂我的失落
不是靠宽容
就能够解脱
我以为我出现的时候刚好
你和他正说要分开
我以为你已对他不再期待
不纵容他再给你伤害
我以为我的温柔
能给你真的愉悦
我以为我能全力填满你感情的缺口
专心陪在你左右
弥补他一切的错
也许我太过天真以为奇迹会发生
我以为终究你会慢慢明白
他的心不在你身上
我的关心你依然无动于衷
我的以为只是我以为
我以为我的温柔
能给你真的愉悦
我以为我能全力填满你感情的缺口
专心陪在你左右
弥补他一切的错
也许我太过天真以为奇迹会发生
他让你红了眼眶
你却还笑着原谅
原来你早就想好你要留在谁的身旁
我以为我够坚强
却一天天地失望
少给我一点希望
希望就不是奢望
却输得那呢绝望
I think this song's nice!!!
Watched 300 today at PS with Kel and gang... Pretty violent movie, but it was nice though... Okie, it's sick, but the blood spilling effects were pretty awesome... Haha... I am sick in the mind...
It's the school holidays, so i will be jobless next week! No income! Arghhhh!!!! Today's lunch was damn xing tong... I tried this chap cai peng at PS foodcourt... I ordered fried rice and got another 3 dishes, and it cost me $7.30! Wakow! I was like HUH! Crazy eh! It's the most expensive cai peng that i have eaten in my entire life!
Gonna go for interview for waitering at Waraku tomorrow... But i am still considering other options coz if they were to post me to some ulu pandan outlet, transport would be damn ex... Maybe i might try doing waitering at Bliss, since it's at Punggol Park...
Well, at least i was pretty lucky last week... Had 4 days of school last week... But all the classes i took were pretty bad... First, there are some kids who really like sweeping and mopping the floor!!! And they played with the sink until it's choked, and when i started to flood, they would mop again!!! Walau! I was damn pissed off, so i told those sweepers that if they do not want to study, they can be sweepers next time! Haha...
And i got damn angry with this P2 hyperactive boy.... He was practically running around the entire day, refused to do any work, and constantly disturbing others, fighting... Wakow... So i used the last resort. IGNORE! I asked the whole class not to look at him and just ignore him while i taught them Maths... And well, he only tried to repent when there's like only 5 minutes left till the end of school... He came over and asked me "Teacher, can u teach me?" I ignored him. He has to learn his lesson. Had i give in, he would have taken things for granted... And when he asked me whether he can go to the toilet, i said nonchalantly, "Go, go... It's okay... Just go, it doesn't matter...." Well, he din dare to step out of the class... Haha... My plan worked...
But he oso quite poor thing... One of his classmates was celebrating his birthday and he invited quite a few people but well, since he's a troublemaker, the boy refused to invite him... And the boy gave out cupcakes to everyone but him and another guy... The boy gave me 2 though! And said "Thank you teacher for teaching us..." Wow... I was pretty touched... After screaming at them, lecturing them, at least i got gratitude... Kids... Sometimes i dunnoe whether to hate or love them... On one hand, they are really horrible at times, yet deep down, i know they are just pure innocent kids... Haiz... I gave one of my cupcakes to one of the boy and i thot of giving the other to the troublemaker after school... But well, after lining them out and bringing them down, he disappeared! Fine. That's it.
I played my first field soccer today in 3 months! And my stamina was like shit... I am really disappointed with myself... I think i can kiss SMU soccer team goodbye le... I this kind of standard confirm cannot get in le... Haiz... I was panting after a while, and i just can't run for long periods... Die... But well, at least now i got a new group of people to play soccer with! Must train harder! Gambatte!
我以为
你曾说不想有天让我知道
你对他有那么好
你说会懂我的失落
不是靠宽容
就能够解脱
我以为我出现的时候刚好
你和他正说要分开
我以为你已对他不再期待
不纵容他再给你伤害
我以为我的温柔
能给你真的愉悦
我以为我能全力填满你感情的缺口
专心陪在你左右
弥补他一切的错
也许我太过天真以为奇迹会发生
我以为终究你会慢慢明白
他的心不在你身上
我的关心你依然无动于衷
我的以为只是我以为
我以为我的温柔
能给你真的愉悦
我以为我能全力填满你感情的缺口
专心陪在你左右
弥补他一切的错
也许我太过天真以为奇迹会发生
他让你红了眼眶
你却还笑着原谅
原来你早就想好你要留在谁的身旁
我以为我够坚强
却一天天地失望
少给我一点希望
希望就不是奢望
却输得那呢绝望
I think this song's nice!!!
Monday, March 05, 2007
Yeah!!! I can finally use the com! My bro has been at it all day long lo... Ever since we got the 1gb ram, DOTA has never lagged at all, so he's kinda addicted...
Finally, i was recalled back to school again... For the past week, i thot i am gonna be jobless for the next couple of weeks as the kids are having exams followed by their holidays... But luckily, some teachers took MC... Take more!!! Then i can work! Haha... And i have school 2mr too! Yokatta!
2day's classes were generally better behaved than the rest... Maybe they were old enough (P4) to understand not to run about in class like kindergarden kids... And the class actually remembered that i owe them a ghost story! Haha... I am kinda being dubbed "The Ghost Story Teacher" coz the sometimes the kids call me that when they see me around the school... Shit... This is the kind of reputation i am building... Well done... Haha... Well, i obliged and the kids were really excited about hearing the creepy tales... Haha... Kids...
I had to relieve Tamil lessons today.... Of course i din teach la... The only tamil words i could say is most prob the MRT annoucement on standing behind the yellow line... Haha... Damn kok... Oh! The school din say anything about my dyed hair! Yeah!!!
I have been pretty pissed off with the government lately... All right, i know everyone has been kow-peiiing about it, but if i dun give me 2 cents worth, i am damn buay song! WTH is the govt thinking!!! First it was GST hike, then they tried to smoke us with their "It's for social spending" and next, "Oh, we are raising the salaries for the MISERS and the civil servants" GST HIKE = raise in THEIR pay. Pure coincidence? Or just pure stupidity in their timing? Come on, surely the MISERS dun need an increase in their pay? The reason cited for the increase of salary was to match the private sector. True, but only to a slight extent. Most civil servants pay are quite sick. Just think of army when you see useless buggers earning more than what you will get if you have a degree working in the private sector. I feel that they should only raise the pay of those lower-paid civil servants... Not everyone! Especially the ......... U know.....
All right, wo shuo shuang le... Haha...
ManUtd beat Liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit, haven't sms Mr Toh to suan him... Haha....
Finally, i was recalled back to school again... For the past week, i thot i am gonna be jobless for the next couple of weeks as the kids are having exams followed by their holidays... But luckily, some teachers took MC... Take more!!! Then i can work! Haha... And i have school 2mr too! Yokatta!
2day's classes were generally better behaved than the rest... Maybe they were old enough (P4) to understand not to run about in class like kindergarden kids... And the class actually remembered that i owe them a ghost story! Haha... I am kinda being dubbed "The Ghost Story Teacher" coz the sometimes the kids call me that when they see me around the school... Shit... This is the kind of reputation i am building... Well done... Haha... Well, i obliged and the kids were really excited about hearing the creepy tales... Haha... Kids...
I had to relieve Tamil lessons today.... Of course i din teach la... The only tamil words i could say is most prob the MRT annoucement on standing behind the yellow line... Haha... Damn kok... Oh! The school din say anything about my dyed hair! Yeah!!!
I have been pretty pissed off with the government lately... All right, i know everyone has been kow-peiiing about it, but if i dun give me 2 cents worth, i am damn buay song! WTH is the govt thinking!!! First it was GST hike, then they tried to smoke us with their "It's for social spending" and next, "Oh, we are raising the salaries for the MISERS and the civil servants" GST HIKE = raise in THEIR pay. Pure coincidence? Or just pure stupidity in their timing? Come on, surely the MISERS dun need an increase in their pay? The reason cited for the increase of salary was to match the private sector. True, but only to a slight extent. Most civil servants pay are quite sick. Just think of army when you see useless buggers earning more than what you will get if you have a degree working in the private sector. I feel that they should only raise the pay of those lower-paid civil servants... Not everyone! Especially the ......... U know.....
All right, wo shuo shuang le... Haha...
ManUtd beat Liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit, haven't sms Mr Toh to suan him... Haha....