Sunday, November 26, 2006
I love Singapore. But i freaking hate the garmen. I think they are kok. They think they are smart, that they are heroes, but they are just zeros. I really dun understand them.
Increasing GST, but out service is still like fuck. Do you know that our service is ranked behind Malaysia! What a shame. I was at Long John's this afternoon, and the service was absymal. It was slow and pathetic. Well, maybe i should give that poor guy a chance, coz he looks like he just finished school or something. 17 or 18 years old perhaps. But it's still the management's fault for not training him properly! And they had the cheek to raise their prices, ahead of the GST hike! What's the justification? Higher price, lower quality in service, and the food portion they gave was just enough to feed a cat. Pardon the pun here, but they are damn "niao" Just the other day, when i first noticed the price increase, i question the guy (another guy) at the counter and remarked, "hey, i thot Combo 1 was $3.60, why is it $3.80 now?" He looked away, obviously trying to avoid eye contact (that's poor service by the way) I was persistent (okay, i admit i was slightly trying to make things difficult for him coZ i was toolan with the price increase) and asked again, " I thot GST hike will only kick in next year, why has Long John increased the price already?" He turned around and could only mutter "Ummm, ar..." Haiz. Can't even answer me properly. I was quite annoyed then. I decided to drop it coz he obviously doesn't know what to do. At least say "I am not very sure actually. It was the management's decision" or something la. Kok.
Seriously, i dun think the GST hike is justified. The reasons were perhaps merely an excuse. Singaporeans are a forgetful bunch anyway. It's only 2%, they say. Yar, everytime they increase 1 or 2% doesn't sound a lot right. So Singaporeans kept quiet. We won't really feel the pinch yet, since the increase looks small. I wouldn't be surprised if our GST would be 20% in 2015 lo. The problem in Singapore is that no one dares (i bet not even u or me, since they struck fear in us) to stand up to the garmen and say a BIG "NO" to GST hike. I told HanMing about this online petition against the GST hike, and he said it would be useless. He said the most effective way is for ALL Singaporeans to hold a procession and walk towards the Parliament with plycards "NO TO GST". This would really show our unity and the government can't possibly put ALL Singaporeans in jail! Cool! But i doubt that will happen. Never in a zillion years.
Well, the garmen is the "smartest". Everything they do is for our good! Everything they say is right! If you had read 1984, this scenerio would really be familiar... I hate it. I hate them. And they are increasing the civil servants pay? WTH. So i guess all this money is going to them. And lowering coporate tax? Well done, they are really Hood Robins! Bernard told me his pilot officer which apparently does nothing but sit in his office the entire day is gonna receive a whooping bonus of $30000 next month! WTF! Go eat shit and die man! Majority of Singaporeans dun even earn that amount in the entire year!!!! This is wrong lo!!! When was the last time they did something really right? That earned them a round of applause from ALL singaporeans? (excluding NDPs k...) I dun remember any at all, since the day i was born.
Thanks a lot, Hood Robins. I really appreciate all the things u have done.
Increasing GST, but out service is still like fuck. Do you know that our service is ranked behind Malaysia! What a shame. I was at Long John's this afternoon, and the service was absymal. It was slow and pathetic. Well, maybe i should give that poor guy a chance, coz he looks like he just finished school or something. 17 or 18 years old perhaps. But it's still the management's fault for not training him properly! And they had the cheek to raise their prices, ahead of the GST hike! What's the justification? Higher price, lower quality in service, and the food portion they gave was just enough to feed a cat. Pardon the pun here, but they are damn "niao" Just the other day, when i first noticed the price increase, i question the guy (another guy) at the counter and remarked, "hey, i thot Combo 1 was $3.60, why is it $3.80 now?" He looked away, obviously trying to avoid eye contact (that's poor service by the way) I was persistent (okay, i admit i was slightly trying to make things difficult for him coZ i was toolan with the price increase) and asked again, " I thot GST hike will only kick in next year, why has Long John increased the price already?" He turned around and could only mutter "Ummm, ar..." Haiz. Can't even answer me properly. I was quite annoyed then. I decided to drop it coz he obviously doesn't know what to do. At least say "I am not very sure actually. It was the management's decision" or something la. Kok.
Seriously, i dun think the GST hike is justified. The reasons were perhaps merely an excuse. Singaporeans are a forgetful bunch anyway. It's only 2%, they say. Yar, everytime they increase 1 or 2% doesn't sound a lot right. So Singaporeans kept quiet. We won't really feel the pinch yet, since the increase looks small. I wouldn't be surprised if our GST would be 20% in 2015 lo. The problem in Singapore is that no one dares (i bet not even u or me, since they struck fear in us) to stand up to the garmen and say a BIG "NO" to GST hike. I told HanMing about this online petition against the GST hike, and he said it would be useless. He said the most effective way is for ALL Singaporeans to hold a procession and walk towards the Parliament with plycards "NO TO GST". This would really show our unity and the government can't possibly put ALL Singaporeans in jail! Cool! But i doubt that will happen. Never in a zillion years.
Well, the garmen is the "smartest". Everything they do is for our good! Everything they say is right! If you had read 1984, this scenerio would really be familiar... I hate it. I hate them. And they are increasing the civil servants pay? WTH. So i guess all this money is going to them. And lowering coporate tax? Well done, they are really Hood Robins! Bernard told me his pilot officer which apparently does nothing but sit in his office the entire day is gonna receive a whooping bonus of $30000 next month! WTF! Go eat shit and die man! Majority of Singaporeans dun even earn that amount in the entire year!!!! This is wrong lo!!! When was the last time they did something really right? That earned them a round of applause from ALL singaporeans? (excluding NDPs k...) I dun remember any at all, since the day i was born.
Thanks a lot, Hood Robins. I really appreciate all the things u have done.
AHHHHH! ManUtd is playing Chelsea tonight and i am gonna miss it! So tei tio! Walau... It's gonna be a superb match lo! I want to watch! If only camp got SCV...
Went out with Adam and co yesterday for dinner... And Adam wore his furry boots! Haha... Look like Phua Chu Kang eh!!! Hehehe! Dun worry Adam, it doesn't look gay! Just slightly... Haha...
Oh Gosh! I met them last night. Disgusting. Melvin was right. He always see the both of them in town. Why am i so suay sia? Like what Adam say, why am i so kok??? Why only kok things happen to me? Sucks lo. And my com was like dead yesterday... I can't even switch it on coz the CPU had this beeping sound as if it's gonna explode or something. Kok.
After dinner, i met up with Kelvin and co at PS before heading down to Clarke Quay for a drink at Cafe Iguna! Wahz! The alcohol there is really REAL STUFF sia. Not like Harry's, where they are really stingy with the alcohol. Over at Iguna, they were quite generous with it coz all of us really felt the warmth after just a glass. I drank 3 glasses and felt a little high. I kept laughing my head off! Haha... But thank goodness i wasn't drunk. Just high... Haha... I tried this El Toro which i thought was slightly disgusting... The magarita was nice though...
I din play soccer again!!!! For 3 consecutive weeks! Walau! Damn sian! I wanna kick some balls!!! I think my soccer team can jiak sai already... All so "nua" now. Sianz.
Went out with Adam and co yesterday for dinner... And Adam wore his furry boots! Haha... Look like Phua Chu Kang eh!!! Hehehe! Dun worry Adam, it doesn't look gay! Just slightly... Haha...
Oh Gosh! I met them last night. Disgusting. Melvin was right. He always see the both of them in town. Why am i so suay sia? Like what Adam say, why am i so kok??? Why only kok things happen to me? Sucks lo. And my com was like dead yesterday... I can't even switch it on coz the CPU had this beeping sound as if it's gonna explode or something. Kok.
After dinner, i met up with Kelvin and co at PS before heading down to Clarke Quay for a drink at Cafe Iguna! Wahz! The alcohol there is really REAL STUFF sia. Not like Harry's, where they are really stingy with the alcohol. Over at Iguna, they were quite generous with it coz all of us really felt the warmth after just a glass. I drank 3 glasses and felt a little high. I kept laughing my head off! Haha... But thank goodness i wasn't drunk. Just high... Haha... I tried this El Toro which i thought was slightly disgusting... The magarita was nice though...
I din play soccer again!!!! For 3 consecutive weeks! Walau! Damn sian! I wanna kick some balls!!! I think my soccer team can jiak sai already... All so "nua" now. Sianz.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Yay!!! FRIDAY LO!!! Weekends are here again! And ManUtd is playing Chelsea this Sunday!!! Too bad i won't be able to catch it coz it's at 11.55pm! Gotta book in already...
Sianz... Now i am alone in the office. Daryl's not around too... So bored... And i dun feel like doing anything today... I even "pon" liferun! Haha... Told Manpreet that i had something to do in the office, which was slightly true, but i end up playing Sonic after i completed S1's tasks... Haha... And breakfast was alone too...So i bought kueh back to office lo... So sianz...
Ohya! I passed my driving test le ~sigh of relief... I shook the tester's hands again and again and thanked him profusely! I dun noe why... Maybe i was too overcome with joy! Haha... I was docked 12 demerits points, all for minor errors, like "exceeding speed limit while i was in the circuit" Damn kok... And mirrors! Walau... Damn troublesome... Haha... And i drove myself back to camp on Wed! It's fun sia! Coz i drove on the expressway for the first time! But i a little bit "hum", i drove at like 80km/h only... Haha... I dare not go too fast... Safety first...
Went to Marina Square on Tuesday and had dinner at WaRAku!!! Wahz!!! I like Shao Yu eh!!! She's so cute! Small eyes, nice hair, and she looks like a v.cute chipmunk! And she looks slightly Jap too! Wahz... I shi-lian again... Everytime i see her i shi-lian... Hahah... Damn kok... Too bad she din serve us this time coz the area that she attends to is the 4-person and above seats... So the next time we are going, muz find more people! Haha... Then can talk to her!!!
All right... I shall go back to my Sonic! Oh, and my 007 poliwag is in camp!!! melvin sneaked him back!!! Hhahahahaha! Well, at least poli poli kept me company last night! Hhaa...
Sianz... Now i am alone in the office. Daryl's not around too... So bored... And i dun feel like doing anything today... I even "pon" liferun! Haha... Told Manpreet that i had something to do in the office, which was slightly true, but i end up playing Sonic after i completed S1's tasks... Haha... And breakfast was alone too...So i bought kueh back to office lo... So sianz...
Ohya! I passed my driving test le ~sigh of relief... I shook the tester's hands again and again and thanked him profusely! I dun noe why... Maybe i was too overcome with joy! Haha... I was docked 12 demerits points, all for minor errors, like "exceeding speed limit while i was in the circuit" Damn kok... And mirrors! Walau... Damn troublesome... Haha... And i drove myself back to camp on Wed! It's fun sia! Coz i drove on the expressway for the first time! But i a little bit "hum", i drove at like 80km/h only... Haha... I dare not go too fast... Safety first...
Went to Marina Square on Tuesday and had dinner at WaRAku!!! Wahz!!! I like Shao Yu eh!!! She's so cute! Small eyes, nice hair, and she looks like a v.cute chipmunk! And she looks slightly Jap too! Wahz... I shi-lian again... Everytime i see her i shi-lian... Hahah... Damn kok... Too bad she din serve us this time coz the area that she attends to is the 4-person and above seats... So the next time we are going, muz find more people! Haha... Then can talk to her!!!
All right... I shall go back to my Sonic! Oh, and my 007 poliwag is in camp!!! melvin sneaked him back!!! Hhahahahaha! Well, at least poli poli kept me company last night! Hhaa...
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Wakow!!! I was typing half-way when my com died!!! WTH!!!! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Damn sianz... Have to repeat myself. I hate it...
Anyway, my driving test's tomorrow!!! I hope all the drivers will be considerate tomorrow and give way to me! Haha!!!
Had a $10 budget outing with Melvin on Saturday after my driving lesson... Had been spending too much lately, so we put ourselves to the test on whether we could limit ourselves to spending just $10 for the entire day and we did it!
We went to Simei (my first time) and Changi Airport, places that we could hardly spend money on. Great places to hang out without the temptations of buying stuff! I nearly bought comics though... Haha...
My expenses....
$1 - Ice lemon tea
$1.60 - egg-tarts
$5.95 - KFC dinner
$0.50 - Macdonald ice-cream cone
Yay!!! And Melvin found 40 cents on the ground at Changi Airport and gave it to me! Hahahha... We were like scourging the ground for loose change lo... Damn pathetic... Hahaha.... Oh! And we visited Pet Safari! So many animals there! And they have my favourite dogs there! I wish my parents would allow me to keep a dog at home... Inu ga hoshii desu yo!!!
Damn sianz... Have to repeat myself. I hate it...
Anyway, my driving test's tomorrow!!! I hope all the drivers will be considerate tomorrow and give way to me! Haha!!!
Had a $10 budget outing with Melvin on Saturday after my driving lesson... Had been spending too much lately, so we put ourselves to the test on whether we could limit ourselves to spending just $10 for the entire day and we did it!
We went to Simei (my first time) and Changi Airport, places that we could hardly spend money on. Great places to hang out without the temptations of buying stuff! I nearly bought comics though... Haha...
My expenses....
$1 - Ice lemon tea
$1.60 - egg-tarts
$5.95 - KFC dinner
$0.50 - Macdonald ice-cream cone
Yay!!! And Melvin found 40 cents on the ground at Changi Airport and gave it to me! Hahahha... We were like scourging the ground for loose change lo... Damn pathetic... Hahaha.... Oh! And we visited Pet Safari! So many animals there! And they have my favourite dogs there! I wish my parents would allow me to keep a dog at home... Inu ga hoshii desu yo!!!
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Wakow!!! I suck at this game! I can't get past the 3rd level!!! Damn!!!
Friday, November 17, 2006
They ate my Hershey's kisses' chocolates.
Now they had my biscuits.
I hate them.
I want to wipe them all out.
I hate ants.
I hate it.
Now they had my biscuits.
I hate them.
I want to wipe them all out.
I hate ants.
I hate it.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
I am getting increasingly less tolerant of the garmen these days. Seriously, all these increases in taxes, bus fares, they come just after Election day. Coincidence? I doubt so. I bet it's a garmen's ploy. I wouldn't be surprised if all these things were already planned and hidden away in a secret file, locked up, curtained away from the public's eye until after the Election before unleashing all these money-grabbing dogs.
I wish Singaporeans will really wake up their idea! Look, just becoz of a little bit of monetary gain from the election(which will definitely go back to the garmen), they forgot all about their cash-strapped miseries, lifeless life, and vote for the whitey garmen! Singaporeans are really a forgetful bunch of people. Didn't they hear of this famous phrase before? "When the garmen gives you a hamburger, they will make sure they will be able to take back 2 hamburgers from you in the future"
Oh well, GST is gonna increase from 5% to 7%! God damn it! An additional 2% at one go? WTH... I dun really agree with Mr Dragon's view on increasing GST just to keep up with the global pace. If he really wants to compare Spore to the globe, e.g. Europe, we should be able to get a wee little bit more of free speech! Yes, Europe's GST (VAT) is a lot higher, 15% i think, but let us all keep in mind their currency is stronger and their wages are higher! In Spore, everything is rising except our pay! Just look at us pathetic NSFs... We are almost close to eating grass for the peanuts that they are giving us, and well, they use the word "National Service" to their convenience.
Mr Dragon sounded REAL helpful about helping the lower-income group... Yet, he has forgotten about the middle-income group, whom i believe are struggling too, but not to the extent of the poor, so the garmen need not care about them at all... Yes, a way to increase government revenue is to increase taxes, but surely there are better alternatives? I dun think it's right that the garmen is grabbing money from fellow Singaporeans to give to the poor when they are freaking rich themselves! Are they trying to be Robin Hood or something? Robbing the rich to give to the poor? Then that's really ironical, coz they are rich themselves!
Let me give some examples on how to raise government revenue (oh, if u r the garmen watchdog, pls do not be so sensitive, take these with a pinch of salt. I know u guys really lack humour, think Mr Dragon's meesiam w/o hum)
1. To increase government revenue, the first step is to reduce the MISER'S pay. Especially Mr Dragon's. He's getting more than George Bush, for goodness sake. Perhaps a monthly allowance of $390 will suffice. Aren't they doing "National Service", and being a public SERVANT? Or are the people the servants? Or perhaps Slaves? I wonder.
2. Freeze T.T. Durai and all his sick accomplices' assets and give them to the poor. Don't you want to be Robin Hood? I wonder what's taking the garmen and the authorities so long to charge these assholes... Even the fortune teller thinks Durai looks like a scheming conman. Perhaps the garmen should seek advice from Heng Heng Fortune Teller and give him an angpow of $2 coz it's National Service.
3. Reduce the increase in bus-fares and de-privatised the SBS PTE LTD. They are seriously taking advantage of Singaporeans' generosity.
Well, these are just some "concrete" measures that the whitey garmen could consider... Mr Dragon's promise of a package that will FULLY offset the entire increase GST doesn't sound very trustworthy. Look, if u r gonna fully offset the increase, WTF do u increase the taxes in the first place? Is the increase just another step to increase more in the future? That's really sly...
I dun really like Mr Dragon as our PMS. A lot of Singaporeans think so too. Most of us still prefer Mr Goat, who tend to look more trustworthy, somebody that people can look up to(he's tall that's why). Since Mr Dragon's ascend to power, the things he have done are increasing things one after another... I wonder why he became PMS? I thot Dr Tony Tan would have been better.
Oops. I forgot. Meritocracy exists in Singapore.
I wish Singaporeans will really wake up their idea! Look, just becoz of a little bit of monetary gain from the election(which will definitely go back to the garmen), they forgot all about their cash-strapped miseries, lifeless life, and vote for the whitey garmen! Singaporeans are really a forgetful bunch of people. Didn't they hear of this famous phrase before? "When the garmen gives you a hamburger, they will make sure they will be able to take back 2 hamburgers from you in the future"
Oh well, GST is gonna increase from 5% to 7%! God damn it! An additional 2% at one go? WTH... I dun really agree with Mr Dragon's view on increasing GST just to keep up with the global pace. If he really wants to compare Spore to the globe, e.g. Europe, we should be able to get a wee little bit more of free speech! Yes, Europe's GST (VAT) is a lot higher, 15% i think, but let us all keep in mind their currency is stronger and their wages are higher! In Spore, everything is rising except our pay! Just look at us pathetic NSFs... We are almost close to eating grass for the peanuts that they are giving us, and well, they use the word "National Service" to their convenience.
Mr Dragon sounded REAL helpful about helping the lower-income group... Yet, he has forgotten about the middle-income group, whom i believe are struggling too, but not to the extent of the poor, so the garmen need not care about them at all... Yes, a way to increase government revenue is to increase taxes, but surely there are better alternatives? I dun think it's right that the garmen is grabbing money from fellow Singaporeans to give to the poor when they are freaking rich themselves! Are they trying to be Robin Hood or something? Robbing the rich to give to the poor? Then that's really ironical, coz they are rich themselves!
Let me give some examples on how to raise government revenue (oh, if u r the garmen watchdog, pls do not be so sensitive, take these with a pinch of salt. I know u guys really lack humour, think Mr Dragon's meesiam w/o hum)
1. To increase government revenue, the first step is to reduce the MISER'S pay. Especially Mr Dragon's. He's getting more than George Bush, for goodness sake. Perhaps a monthly allowance of $390 will suffice. Aren't they doing "National Service", and being a public SERVANT? Or are the people the servants? Or perhaps Slaves? I wonder.
2. Freeze T.T. Durai and all his sick accomplices' assets and give them to the poor. Don't you want to be Robin Hood? I wonder what's taking the garmen and the authorities so long to charge these assholes... Even the fortune teller thinks Durai looks like a scheming conman. Perhaps the garmen should seek advice from Heng Heng Fortune Teller and give him an angpow of $2 coz it's National Service.
3. Reduce the increase in bus-fares and de-privatised the SBS PTE LTD. They are seriously taking advantage of Singaporeans' generosity.
Well, these are just some "concrete" measures that the whitey garmen could consider... Mr Dragon's promise of a package that will FULLY offset the entire increase GST doesn't sound very trustworthy. Look, if u r gonna fully offset the increase, WTF do u increase the taxes in the first place? Is the increase just another step to increase more in the future? That's really sly...
I dun really like Mr Dragon as our PMS. A lot of Singaporeans think so too. Most of us still prefer Mr Goat, who tend to look more trustworthy, somebody that people can look up to(he's tall that's why). Since Mr Dragon's ascend to power, the things he have done are increasing things one after another... I wonder why he became PMS? I thot Dr Tony Tan would have been better.
Oops. I forgot. Meritocracy exists in Singapore.
It's Wednesday!!! Yeah!!! Later can play badminton lo!!! Today we will have the usual people plus Caleb, YongLiang and ChweeTat! We are not asking a particular person to go because he has been increasingly irritating these days, except that he doesn't know it himself. That's really sad. Haha...
Watched Grudge 2 (WTH, I din even watch Grudge 1, but who cares) with Mel, ChunWee and Lixiang yesterday! It was anything but scary, coz it was a horror movie that failed to make me jump even once, much less spooked. Some parts were rather comical, and i started laughing. I mean the parts where the ghosts were supposed to come out were so predictable. Like the blue boy(ThiamPeng's fav son), he will always come out under the blanket or table, or he would be squatting at some corner. Yes, he's a squatter and pervert.
We had dinner at Ramen Ten and i had the spicy TomYam chicken cutlet ramen! Wooh! Nice! But i think i added too much spices, so it was a bit hot...Haha... That was Lixiang's last nights' off, as well as Mel, coz they will be gone soon :( Sianz... I wonder who will accompany me to go out to buy waffles, Ramen100, milk, etc... I might just start supporting the auntie at the cookhouse again... Diaoz...
Wahz... S4 is flying off next Monday le, and he will not be around from today onwards... GOt 4 arrows from him... Well, not really arrows la, since everything is part of my job... But at least it will keep me busy for a while... And i have to prepare my manual for Terence when he takes over me! A step-by-step manual that everyone would be able to understand, even Greg! Well, maybe not, ChunWee said i over-estimated him. Hahar...
Watched Grudge 2 (WTH, I din even watch Grudge 1, but who cares) with Mel, ChunWee and Lixiang yesterday! It was anything but scary, coz it was a horror movie that failed to make me jump even once, much less spooked. Some parts were rather comical, and i started laughing. I mean the parts where the ghosts were supposed to come out were so predictable. Like the blue boy(ThiamPeng's fav son), he will always come out under the blanket or table, or he would be squatting at some corner. Yes, he's a squatter and pervert.
We had dinner at Ramen Ten and i had the spicy TomYam chicken cutlet ramen! Wooh! Nice! But i think i added too much spices, so it was a bit hot...Haha... That was Lixiang's last nights' off, as well as Mel, coz they will be gone soon :( Sianz... I wonder who will accompany me to go out to buy waffles, Ramen100, milk, etc... I might just start supporting the auntie at the cookhouse again... Diaoz...
Wahz... S4 is flying off next Monday le, and he will not be around from today onwards... GOt 4 arrows from him... Well, not really arrows la, since everything is part of my job... But at least it will keep me busy for a while... And i have to prepare my manual for Terence when he takes over me! A step-by-step manual that everyone would be able to understand, even Greg! Well, maybe not, ChunWee said i over-estimated him. Hahar...
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Sianz!!! Duty on Sunday really sucks!!! Miss another session of soccer lo!!! Damn! It's really bad that i am not playing soccer as frequently as i use to... Will forgot how to play lo!!! And it seems like SMU doesn't have a soccer team eh!!! WTH! Coz i dun remember seeing any field or track in the school!!! Walau, if i dun have soccer, i really dun noe what CCA to join next time! Maybe i will join Maths Club -_-...
Aiyah! In camp can't upload all my pictures that i took for the DOA outing!!! Arghhhh!!! Camp is really damn boring on Sundays! There's only the DO and me. So sianz... And still got contractors coming to bug me... Damn... I wish they will all disappear and only appear when i need them to repair faults! Haha... Damn mean, but i dun give a damn about them...
Hmmm... I shall write a testimonial of all those who are about to ORD ba!!! Maybe include the dog oso... Coz he's only 3 months after me... Haha... Anyway, all these comments are just for Fun Peace Laughter and Joy! Dun take them seriously k... U know me, i always crap... Haha... So let's start with my upperstudy, Daniel!!!
DANIEL (BEFORE) :
Seriously, when i first came into this unit, i din even know where the heck was the Log Office located! And i only knew TeeHong then! I din even know that Daniel existed! Before my operation, i think i only stepped into the Log Office less than 5 times!!! And TeeHong was always surfing the Net! And when Daniel finally appeared (I only see him during Last Parades which he only attended like once per fortnight or something!), I was like asking, eh "new guy ar? Just posted in???" And when i knew he was from Log Office, i was like "orh, none of my business i think... Hahaha". Little did i know that he will eventually become my upperstudy!!!! I thot he was kok! -_-
DANIEL (AFTER) :
So i was posted to Log Office after my operation! Thank goodness i wasn't posted out or i would have missed out on a great bunch of friends! Well,Daniel u are still kok! Haha... But kok in a funny way at times... You would talk to yourself (i bet u dun realize it) when u r really stressed, and i would be there trying to decipher your mumbling complaints aka DA NIEL CODE. Haha... And you change in the office without locking the door at times!!! Oops! Let out a secret!!! What if Mdm OKashi comes in??? Later she high then ChunWee will get jealous!!! Muahahahaha! So when u finally ORDed, u gave me a few "presents" to unwrap! Thanks for the surprise hor!!!! hahah... But it's really not your fault la, it's the auditors' fault for changing their standards year after year.... Anyway, all the best to ur studies abroad! Keep in touch! And let me know about your progress with the country bumpkin!
DANIEL'S SONG: To the tune of 张善為's 三月花 (Dan's fav Chinese Song)
Daniel 啊 Tan Yong Jia
可以讲个笑话吗
你的笑话啊 像冷气
把这房间冻结啊
CHUNWEE aka ChunChun (BEFORE) :
I always wondered why this guy look so pissed off all the time!!! And i hardly knew you then when i was still tuanging in the OPS ROOM! I can't even remember when we actually started talking to each other! Maybe it was during the Viknesh Incident when you kept complaining ba! I thot u were rather dao then, so i kept a distance from you! And i thot u were a science geek!!! Hahahahhah! That was until i saw the mountains of history book that u owned, and how u always look so fascinated when u read them!!!
ChunWee (AFTER) :
Became part of the sinners!!! We share lotsa (not really a lot but a few la) secrets that we swore to secrecy! Shares some history facts with me, but i will get lost after a while coz u obviously read up so much history stuff while i read comics and Dan Brown's novels! Known as the anti-christ aka THE OMEN, he frequently pass some blasphemous remarks, much to the irritation of Daniel, Terence and Caleb! Haha... You still look pissed most of the time, except when we are having fun in or out camp! Smile more dude! And hope u will find ur dream girl! I hope she's able to take this joke, but well, everyone knows your rumoured crush is Gwen! Muahahahah! All the best dude! And be a good teacher next time! And exercise more! U seriously need to run more!!!
CHUNWEE'S SONG: To the tune of 我有一只小猫咪
这里有个小ChunWee
毛毛又hairy
喜欢上个Gwendelene
还未二十一
Deploy一个TPQ
变成了PES C
December他ORD
现在在ClearLeave
LIXIANG aka Bryan Ian Shawn Shinobi (BEFORE) :
My first impression was that u dun really like to talk at all, which is really true! U seemed like a person who kept to himself and dilegently complete all tasks that r given to u, which makes you a very responsible person! U were the first guy in OPS ROOM i talked to when i first came in, and you accompanied me for lunch on my first day too! Thank you! But then u were so quiet sometimes that it makes me rather uncomfortable that i have no one to talk to, thats why i sleep in the OPS ROOM! Okie, that was an excuse! Haha...
LIXIANG (AFTER)
U started talking just a little bit more, but not enough!!! Please do not think that ur life is boring!!! Everyone's lives are unique, so is yours! Has since been given 4 names to choose from (Bryan Ian Shawn or Shinobi), but since he's always has problems making choices, we have decided to call him all of the names! Hahah... An ardent fan of anime, manga (perhaps hentai too? oops!), he lives like a hermit by locking himself at home on weekends to watch anime! Asking him to go out is like tearing a piece of flesh of him! Lixiang!!! U muz go out more with us k??? Stop locking urself in!!! It's not healthy? Wakatta ka??? And remember to continue ur exercises after ORD! Make urself go for LifeRuns on Tuesdays and Fridays!!! Lixiang is also considering to be the next ambassador for KFC and being the leader of Chicky Fan Club...
LIXIANG'S SONG: To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Chicken Chicken Chicken Wing
Lixiang 看了笑喜喜
看见CookHouse的Auntie
只拿一盘ChickenWing
Bryan Shawn 啊 Shinobi
他们都吃ChickenWing
WANG SHUI HAI aka AH WANG (BEFORE):
To be honest, my first impression of him wasn't that good... Coz when i first saw him, if i remember correctly, he was like complaining about some stupid thing, and making a din, and planning to take MC! WTH! I thot he was a ChaoAhBeng, just a tad too short though... He smokes, and that really sucks! How we actually talk and became friends (now acquintance) still remain a mystery to me! Maybe it was because we sleep in the same bunk! And his bed area is perma-dirty! Yucks!
AHWANG (AFTER):
Sadly, or should i say fortunately, we have erm... distanced... No longer part of our clique as he pissed everyone off with his frequent irritating outcry of "ORD LO" when people who ORD before him are keeping their lids sealed. Still smokes, maybe less, but still nonetheless a pollutant! Is always tongue-tied, and sometimes it really gets on our nerves! He would drag words so long that i am always very tempted to put down the phone whenever he does that! The best part was when Mdm Okashi was giving him advice that he should stop dragging his words when he's working in the outside world, and his reply, ironically was "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... Mdm, woooooooooooo chi dao!" Hhaahahhaha.... I nearly couldn't control my laughter! Anyway, all the best ba... I dun really have anything to say. Oh! And dun be stupid! Ur girlfriend is just cheating your money lo!!! Ditch her for your own sake la, or else u would be bankrupt before u noe it (i think you are already bankrupt). I mean who borrows money to buy presents for their gf and to go out on dates? That's not romantic idiot! That's called plain stupid. If she has ditched you once after asking you to buy an IPOD for her, u should forget about her la... Grow smart AhWang!
AHWANG'S SONG: To the Tune of Andy Lau's 忘情水
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话我流泪
不论S1 S4, RQ CC ChaoSng
你的废话一大堆 啊啊
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话喷口水
早上没有刷牙 嘴巴有点臭味
废话还是一大堆
CHAIHENG aka CLIVANT aka pai-ka (BEFORE):
Another computer geek!!! Hahahha!!! I was like -_-, coz i was like reading comics, jap or novels/thrillers while u were studying ur Computing stuff profusely!!! I really couldn't understand a single thing in ur book, coz i am a computer idiot!!! Haha... We were the right -hand and left-hand men of SSG Andrew, whom we truly enjoy working under coz he's a great boss! SSG Andrew often joked, one of you is pai-chui(me-shoulder problem) and the other is pai-ka(Clivant's knee problem), so if i combined both together, i have a perfect person, so not so bad! Haha... We would share our workload, whereby things that r heavy that need to be carried would be your job and i would settle stuff that requires lotsa walking! Haha... It's been more than a year le! Hayai desu ne...
CLIVANT (AFTER):
Has frequently make his way into our boycott list coz he's a reowned PSK (Pang Sei Kia) I hate PSKs!!! Go eat shit and die! Haha... Has also earned himself an unwanted nickname (那只狗) because he always looks like he's in need of a master! Recently we have discovered a shocking secret, that he always help his youngest bro to bathe and then dunno touch where de!!! Perv!!! Paedophile! Sicko! Incest! Molester! Animal Sex! OMG... The list just goes on and on... And stop pangseing us! Will kena retribution one hor!!! I already forgot how many zillion times u have pangseied us! One more time and it will not be boycott! It will be perma-ban hor! For your information, u have just been handed a one-month boycott for the latest karaoke pang-sei. Hahar.
CLIVANT'S SONG: To the tune of 三只老虎
Clivant Yeo 啊 Clivant Yeo 啊
Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof
察弟弟的懒觉 察弟弟的懒觉
真变态 真变态
MELVIN (BEFORE):
Haha! According to you, u first met me when i was sleeping in the OPS ROOM! And i had this red patch on my forehead as i was resting my head on my arm!!! Hahhha! So kok! I din find you dao though, although a lot of people think otherwise! I thot u were quiet though, and we hardly interacted with each other coz we were in different offices... We would only meet up during lunch and i remember we din really have anything to say... Haha... How things change...
MELVIN (AFTER):
I left u for last not becoz i have forgotten about u, but i have so much stuff to say that i can't possibly remember to blog everything about it!!! Haha... U r part of the sinners' gang, part of our SinCity world!!! I doubt we will forget all the crazy stuff we did together! U r like my partner-in-crime! Everytime there's something stupid, it almost always involve you! Haha! Damn kok! I would really miss you after you are gone, coz there wouldn't be anyone that can take your place to do stupid things with me!!! Haha! I doubt there's anyone left in this unit that is as stupid as us! Haha! I won't forget all the photo-whoring, twists, kok pictures, karaokes, Cheese and Chocolate Waffles, Durian pancakes, milk, tuanging at my office, badminton, shopping, pink shirts, contact lenses, Halloween and POKEMON!!! Hhaaha! This list could go on forever! OMG! We are so kok! And the auntie at the cookhouse thought we were brothers!!! Hahahaha! Anyway, i hope you would have a better relationship with ur family k??? And if u have any problems, i will always be there as ur kok partner-in-crime! Smile more, be less angry! Keep in touch as promised! And if AS come and disturb u, or anyone else, tell me! I will punch the living daylights out of them! Hahaha!!! Oh!!! Continue to eat Vitamin C tablets so that you won't sneeze anymore! Eat the for 3 years(thats what i did), and u won't sneeze in the morning anymore! Or else u will sneeze until ur nose SPOIL!!!! Hahaha... And remember, i love Makiyo! Yay!!!
WAHZ!!! Super long post! I think i took close to 2 hours le! eSpecially all those Chinese words! Got to find hanyu-pinyin eh! And my Chinese like kok now... Haha... Anyway, this is the tribute to these ORD personnel! Miss you guys and all the fun we had together! I think i will be lost for 2 months in camp -_-... Will join u guys soon as NSMEN in 2 mths after u guys leave! Rock on! Be a Kokster! Woohoo!
Okie... Back to my sleep...
Aiyah! In camp can't upload all my pictures that i took for the DOA outing!!! Arghhhh!!! Camp is really damn boring on Sundays! There's only the DO and me. So sianz... And still got contractors coming to bug me... Damn... I wish they will all disappear and only appear when i need them to repair faults! Haha... Damn mean, but i dun give a damn about them...
Hmmm... I shall write a testimonial of all those who are about to ORD ba!!! Maybe include the dog oso... Coz he's only 3 months after me... Haha... Anyway, all these comments are just for Fun Peace Laughter and Joy! Dun take them seriously k... U know me, i always crap... Haha... So let's start with my upperstudy, Daniel!!!
DANIEL (BEFORE) :
Seriously, when i first came into this unit, i din even know where the heck was the Log Office located! And i only knew TeeHong then! I din even know that Daniel existed! Before my operation, i think i only stepped into the Log Office less than 5 times!!! And TeeHong was always surfing the Net! And when Daniel finally appeared (I only see him during Last Parades which he only attended like once per fortnight or something!), I was like asking, eh "new guy ar? Just posted in???" And when i knew he was from Log Office, i was like "orh, none of my business i think... Hahaha". Little did i know that he will eventually become my upperstudy!!!! I thot he was kok! -_-
DANIEL (AFTER) :
So i was posted to Log Office after my operation! Thank goodness i wasn't posted out or i would have missed out on a great bunch of friends! Well,Daniel u are still kok! Haha... But kok in a funny way at times... You would talk to yourself (i bet u dun realize it) when u r really stressed, and i would be there trying to decipher your mumbling complaints aka DA NIEL CODE. Haha... And you change in the office without locking the door at times!!! Oops! Let out a secret!!! What if Mdm OKashi comes in??? Later she high then ChunWee will get jealous!!! Muahahahaha! So when u finally ORDed, u gave me a few "presents" to unwrap! Thanks for the surprise hor!!!! hahah... But it's really not your fault la, it's the auditors' fault for changing their standards year after year.... Anyway, all the best to ur studies abroad! Keep in touch! And let me know about your progress with the country bumpkin!
DANIEL'S SONG: To the tune of 张善為's 三月花 (Dan's fav Chinese Song)
Daniel 啊 Tan Yong Jia
可以讲个笑话吗
你的笑话啊 像冷气
把这房间冻结啊
CHUNWEE aka ChunChun (BEFORE) :
I always wondered why this guy look so pissed off all the time!!! And i hardly knew you then when i was still tuanging in the OPS ROOM! I can't even remember when we actually started talking to each other! Maybe it was during the Viknesh Incident when you kept complaining ba! I thot u were rather dao then, so i kept a distance from you! And i thot u were a science geek!!! Hahahahhah! That was until i saw the mountains of history book that u owned, and how u always look so fascinated when u read them!!!
ChunWee (AFTER) :
Became part of the sinners!!! We share lotsa (not really a lot but a few la) secrets that we swore to secrecy! Shares some history facts with me, but i will get lost after a while coz u obviously read up so much history stuff while i read comics and Dan Brown's novels! Known as the anti-christ aka THE OMEN, he frequently pass some blasphemous remarks, much to the irritation of Daniel, Terence and Caleb! Haha... You still look pissed most of the time, except when we are having fun in or out camp! Smile more dude! And hope u will find ur dream girl! I hope she's able to take this joke, but well, everyone knows your rumoured crush is Gwen! Muahahahah! All the best dude! And be a good teacher next time! And exercise more! U seriously need to run more!!!
CHUNWEE'S SONG: To the tune of 我有一只小猫咪
这里有个小ChunWee
毛毛又hairy
喜欢上个Gwendelene
还未二十一
Deploy一个TPQ
变成了PES C
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LIXIANG aka Bryan Ian Shawn Shinobi (BEFORE) :
My first impression was that u dun really like to talk at all, which is really true! U seemed like a person who kept to himself and dilegently complete all tasks that r given to u, which makes you a very responsible person! U were the first guy in OPS ROOM i talked to when i first came in, and you accompanied me for lunch on my first day too! Thank you! But then u were so quiet sometimes that it makes me rather uncomfortable that i have no one to talk to, thats why i sleep in the OPS ROOM! Okie, that was an excuse! Haha...
LIXIANG (AFTER)
U started talking just a little bit more, but not enough!!! Please do not think that ur life is boring!!! Everyone's lives are unique, so is yours! Has since been given 4 names to choose from (Bryan Ian Shawn or Shinobi), but since he's always has problems making choices, we have decided to call him all of the names! Hahah... An ardent fan of anime, manga (perhaps hentai too? oops!), he lives like a hermit by locking himself at home on weekends to watch anime! Asking him to go out is like tearing a piece of flesh of him! Lixiang!!! U muz go out more with us k??? Stop locking urself in!!! It's not healthy? Wakatta ka??? And remember to continue ur exercises after ORD! Make urself go for LifeRuns on Tuesdays and Fridays!!! Lixiang is also considering to be the next ambassador for KFC and being the leader of Chicky Fan Club...
LIXIANG'S SONG: To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Chicken Chicken Chicken Wing
Lixiang 看了笑喜喜
看见CookHouse的Auntie
只拿一盘ChickenWing
Bryan Shawn 啊 Shinobi
他们都吃ChickenWing
WANG SHUI HAI aka AH WANG (BEFORE):
To be honest, my first impression of him wasn't that good... Coz when i first saw him, if i remember correctly, he was like complaining about some stupid thing, and making a din, and planning to take MC! WTH! I thot he was a ChaoAhBeng, just a tad too short though... He smokes, and that really sucks! How we actually talk and became friends (now acquintance) still remain a mystery to me! Maybe it was because we sleep in the same bunk! And his bed area is perma-dirty! Yucks!
AHWANG (AFTER):
Sadly, or should i say fortunately, we have erm... distanced... No longer part of our clique as he pissed everyone off with his frequent irritating outcry of "ORD LO" when people who ORD before him are keeping their lids sealed. Still smokes, maybe less, but still nonetheless a pollutant! Is always tongue-tied, and sometimes it really gets on our nerves! He would drag words so long that i am always very tempted to put down the phone whenever he does that! The best part was when Mdm Okashi was giving him advice that he should stop dragging his words when he's working in the outside world, and his reply, ironically was "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... Mdm, woooooooooooo chi dao!" Hhaahahhaha.... I nearly couldn't control my laughter! Anyway, all the best ba... I dun really have anything to say. Oh! And dun be stupid! Ur girlfriend is just cheating your money lo!!! Ditch her for your own sake la, or else u would be bankrupt before u noe it (i think you are already bankrupt). I mean who borrows money to buy presents for their gf and to go out on dates? That's not romantic idiot! That's called plain stupid. If she has ditched you once after asking you to buy an IPOD for her, u should forget about her la... Grow smart AhWang!
AHWANG'S SONG: To the Tune of Andy Lau's 忘情水
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话我流泪
不论S1 S4, RQ CC ChaoSng
你的废话一大堆 啊啊
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话喷口水
早上没有刷牙 嘴巴有点臭味
废话还是一大堆
CHAIHENG aka CLIVANT aka pai-ka (BEFORE):
Another computer geek!!! Hahahha!!! I was like -_-, coz i was like reading comics, jap or novels/thrillers while u were studying ur Computing stuff profusely!!! I really couldn't understand a single thing in ur book, coz i am a computer idiot!!! Haha... We were the right -hand and left-hand men of SSG Andrew, whom we truly enjoy working under coz he's a great boss! SSG Andrew often joked, one of you is pai-chui(me-shoulder problem) and the other is pai-ka(Clivant's knee problem), so if i combined both together, i have a perfect person, so not so bad! Haha... We would share our workload, whereby things that r heavy that need to be carried would be your job and i would settle stuff that requires lotsa walking! Haha... It's been more than a year le! Hayai desu ne...
CLIVANT (AFTER):
Has frequently make his way into our boycott list coz he's a reowned PSK (Pang Sei Kia) I hate PSKs!!! Go eat shit and die! Haha... Has also earned himself an unwanted nickname (那只狗) because he always looks like he's in need of a master! Recently we have discovered a shocking secret, that he always help his youngest bro to bathe and then dunno touch where de!!! Perv!!! Paedophile! Sicko! Incest! Molester! Animal Sex! OMG... The list just goes on and on... And stop pangseing us! Will kena retribution one hor!!! I already forgot how many zillion times u have pangseied us! One more time and it will not be boycott! It will be perma-ban hor! For your information, u have just been handed a one-month boycott for the latest karaoke pang-sei. Hahar.
CLIVANT'S SONG: To the tune of 三只老虎
Clivant Yeo 啊 Clivant Yeo 啊
Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof
察弟弟的懒觉 察弟弟的懒觉
真变态 真变态
MELVIN (BEFORE):
Haha! According to you, u first met me when i was sleeping in the OPS ROOM! And i had this red patch on my forehead as i was resting my head on my arm!!! Hahhha! So kok! I din find you dao though, although a lot of people think otherwise! I thot u were quiet though, and we hardly interacted with each other coz we were in different offices... We would only meet up during lunch and i remember we din really have anything to say... Haha... How things change...
MELVIN (AFTER):
I left u for last not becoz i have forgotten about u, but i have so much stuff to say that i can't possibly remember to blog everything about it!!! Haha... U r part of the sinners' gang, part of our SinCity world!!! I doubt we will forget all the crazy stuff we did together! U r like my partner-in-crime! Everytime there's something stupid, it almost always involve you! Haha! Damn kok! I would really miss you after you are gone, coz there wouldn't be anyone that can take your place to do stupid things with me!!! Haha! I doubt there's anyone left in this unit that is as stupid as us! Haha! I won't forget all the photo-whoring, twists, kok pictures, karaokes, Cheese and Chocolate Waffles, Durian pancakes, milk, tuanging at my office, badminton, shopping, pink shirts, contact lenses, Halloween and POKEMON!!! Hhaaha! This list could go on forever! OMG! We are so kok! And the auntie at the cookhouse thought we were brothers!!! Hahahaha! Anyway, i hope you would have a better relationship with ur family k??? And if u have any problems, i will always be there as ur kok partner-in-crime! Smile more, be less angry! Keep in touch as promised! And if AS come and disturb u, or anyone else, tell me! I will punch the living daylights out of them! Hahaha!!! Oh!!! Continue to eat Vitamin C tablets so that you won't sneeze anymore! Eat the for 3 years(thats what i did), and u won't sneeze in the morning anymore! Or else u will sneeze until ur nose SPOIL!!!! Hahaha... And remember, i love Makiyo! Yay!!!
WAHZ!!! Super long post! I think i took close to 2 hours le! eSpecially all those Chinese words! Got to find hanyu-pinyin eh! And my Chinese like kok now... Haha... Anyway, this is the tribute to these ORD personnel! Miss you guys and all the fun we had together! I think i will be lost for 2 months in camp -_-... Will join u guys soon as NSMEN in 2 mths after u guys leave! Rock on! Be a Kokster! Woohoo!
Okie... Back to my sleep...
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
OMG!!! Project SuperStar is so funny!!! I love watching the first 2 episodes of such contests, coz they are really amusing!!! Hahahaha!!! I nearly choked on my potato chips!!!
Yeah.. Now tuanging in the Hideout with Lixiang and Mel... Who knows this may be the last time we hang out together in the Hideout lo... Anyway, Daniel's gone le... Daniel! All the best! Make sure you do not commit any crimes and get locked up in this prison again! Be a good man when u r out yeah??? Haha...
Went to Seoul Garden with Mel, Chun, Daniel and Caleb!!! Caleb was conned into going coz he actually wanted to pang sei us!!! So i lied to him that we have already paid for his share! Hehe... He has yet to know the truth though! :) OHH!! We watched DOA too! But the storyline (what storyline???) sucks big time lo!!! It's just $8 to watch some nice girls in nice bikinis lo!!! Haha... Damn pian tai... And after dinner, we were like -_-... We couldn't even decide any place that we can hang out at... How boring Spore is... We eventually settled for a walk along Clarke Quay and chill out at TCC... It's kinda strange that we were drinking coffee instead of alcohol at Clarke Quay... And after that Mel came my house to tuang till the next morning... We played Pokemon the whole night!!! Haha... Damn kok...
Okie... Gonna eat my chips lo...
Yeah.. Now tuanging in the Hideout with Lixiang and Mel... Who knows this may be the last time we hang out together in the Hideout lo... Anyway, Daniel's gone le... Daniel! All the best! Make sure you do not commit any crimes and get locked up in this prison again! Be a good man when u r out yeah??? Haha...
Went to Seoul Garden with Mel, Chun, Daniel and Caleb!!! Caleb was conned into going coz he actually wanted to pang sei us!!! So i lied to him that we have already paid for his share! Hehe... He has yet to know the truth though! :) OHH!! We watched DOA too! But the storyline (what storyline???) sucks big time lo!!! It's just $8 to watch some nice girls in nice bikinis lo!!! Haha... Damn pian tai... And after dinner, we were like -_-... We couldn't even decide any place that we can hang out at... How boring Spore is... We eventually settled for a walk along Clarke Quay and chill out at TCC... It's kinda strange that we were drinking coffee instead of alcohol at Clarke Quay... And after that Mel came my house to tuang till the next morning... We played Pokemon the whole night!!! Haha... Damn kok...
Okie... Gonna eat my chips lo...
