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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

All right... I made it home alive, everything intact despite going through a war zone in school for the past 2 days... The rumour was true. Class 3D is really a naughty class. To say that they are naughty is perhaps an understatement, coz it's really hard to find a single word to describe them.

First day in school was almost like a welcome ceremony for me as they opened a new week with MASS yesterday... And i sang Mari Kita for the first time in 2 years! And the school song! That really evoked some happy memories of my school days, where i used to be so tiny. And now it's almost like a reversal of fortunes...

I met Mrs Theresa Goh, who used to be my Pri 2 maths teacher... She asked, "R u taking 3D?" She shook her head... And sigh... And said, "they are impossible, they have already drove away 2 teachers... Good luck..." Oh yeah, what a great start... I knew something was wrong. Never in my wildest dreams did i know the worst was yet to come...

Luckily for me, my first lesson was in another class, instead of my form class 3D. I was supposed to teach a PRI6 class MOTHER TONGUE!!! WTH! I was like, "siao liao, wo ze mer nen jiao huayu ner" Okie, from the previous line, even the blind could tell that my chinese really suck. And i stepped in, trying to look confident and after i was greeted, a smart-alec said, "teacher, now is Chinese lesson, muz speak Chinese... Diaoz...
Me: Okie, so zhe ke shi hua yu ke huhz? Wo men jiang hua yu ba...
Smart-Alec: Lao shi, bu shi hua yu ke, shi hua wen ke...
Me: Okie, shui bian ba...
And after that line, i just told them NS horror stories... Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah!!!!

And then came doomsday... The moment i stepped inside, i thot i was in kindergarden! They were running around, playing catching, and they were freaking noisy!!! Now, this level of noise totally surpassed my storeman course... It was truly, amazing. For an hr lesson, i spent 50mins settling the class down, and 10 mins to teach. Great.

My class has the perfect ingredients of being a notorious class. They had a mix of pranksters, quiet boys, and the boy will will backstab his friends and come to report to me all their wrongdoings. I have since confiscated quite a lot of stuff e.g. Pokemon book, Pokemon Krats(latest craze) and some strange ball bearing magnets... Wakow, soon i will be able to set up a toy stall....

Things for worse after recess... They were beyond words. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, and whacking that poor ruler so hard on the whiteboard that it almost threaten to break into 2... Well, we are not suppose to inflict physical pain on students. So the poor ruler and whiteboard suffered in place of the kids... This is nightmare... Fights broke out much faster than my pimples, and vulgarities flew across the classroom occassionally... WTH. I thot i was in a SEC 4 Normal Techincal Class, but shrills (OMG, they haven't break voice) brought me back to Earth.

Well, amid the chaos, i was heartened by the fact that they actually know their work pretty well. They could do Maths without much problem, although their English certainly needs some work. Luckily Miss Bong donated some Chicken Little stickers to "pian xiao hai" It worked wonders, but not for long as i suddenly see streams of little kids crowding around me asking for stickers, and volunteering to answer questions so that they can get them... Hiaz...

It's a war zone. There's bloodshed (literally). But i shall get through this week, It's really challenging, but i shall perservere. Haha....

Phrases worth noting:
1. Teacher, can i go toilet? (Very frequently)
2. Teacher, very urgent! (Occasionally)
3. Teacher, this boy very naughty
4. AHHHHHH! ~screams ~shrills (all the time)
5. Teacher, he poke my cock (WTH)
6. Student 1: Your mother got breast arhhhhhh!!!!
Student 2: Your mother also got chicken breast ahhhhhhh!!!!
WTH... Totally no meaning eh.......

And the classic.........

TEACHER!!! HE MAKE ME!!!

Strange Incident 1: One student was sitting on his friend's lap and his friend was hugging him during lesson. ???

Bloodshed Incident: Fight Fight Fight!!! Boom! Brang! ~Wails... Blood. Oh shit. Apparently, a boy pulled another boy's leg and the latter fell on his chin! Ouch! And while the victim was crying, the culprit was crying because the victim accused him of pushing him. ???

Strange Incident 2: A boy cried because his friend booed him and gave him a thumbs down sign. Ego deflated???

I bet there will be more.....

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Yay! Gonna pick Jeremy Peh who's returning from a month-long China trip from the airport tonight! Been a long time since we met up! I wonder whether he will have a Chinese accent! Haha... And i have yet to pass Kelvin his bday present... Oops... He muz have thot we forgotten about his present ba...

I got my relief teaching job at my Primary School le! Gonna start on Monday... Muz wear tie somemore... Wakau... When was the last time i wore a tie sia... I think it's really gonna be a little strange... Being fellow colleagues with my teachers who taught me! Wow... Maybe i will have a closer peek of how teachers behave in the staff room! I bet they are very playful too... And office politics... Haha... Hopefully it will be a long term job, so that i will have a stable income to save up for my Japan trip!!! I bet i will be a little nervous on my first day ba... Teaching one student is definitely different from teaching an entire class!!! And Miss Bong said the Pri 3 class that i am teaching is a naughty class! Hope i can handle them!

My tutee sounded really delighted that i am teaching at his school... Haha... For the past weeks,, he has been bugging me and asking me when will i start my relief teaching at his school... And when i broke the news yesterday, he went "Yay!!! I can see you in school!!! Can I see you during recess time? Let's meet at the library at 10.30 k?" Haha... That's what i like about kids. Pure innocence. Somehow, i think i have an affinity with kids ba... My little cousins will always flock to me whenever we meet up, coz i got a lot of crap stories to tell... Haha...

Hopefully no one will recall me back to camp! Anyway Terence, if you got any questions, sms me k... I will reply when i am free... I dun think i am allowed to use the hp in class ba... Haha...

Konshuu tanoshikute subarashii desu yo!!! Woohoo!!!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

WTH... I am in camp now... Waiting for FFI in the afternoon before doing the disappearing act... Haha... I supposed i have already done everything that should be done... So i am due for a peaceful ORD ba...

Finally got the frame for Melvin's jigsaw puzzle yesterday at IKEA!!! It was surprisingly cheap but it wasn't the exact size though... WTH... And finally had the chance to use up the Billy Bombers voucher! Can't wait to go Ubin for cycling 2mr!!! Woohoo!

Watched another Chestnuts' play on Saturday with Adam and Melvin... Forbidden Chestnuts - Portrait of a Brokeback Geisha... WTF... Initailly i thot it would be an entire gay show, with lotsa gay lingo and whatever fuck, but luckily it wasn't or else i would have been bored stiff... Adam and Melvin spotted a lot of gays, while i was almost blind... How the heck did they spot so easily... I guess they are more observant than me ba, while i am like dumb... OKay, some guys wearing tight pink / red shirts sure look ambiguous, but some looked normal... Now that's scary... What's with AJ and BareBack Sex? I think they are sick... WTF.
Well, at least the play was funny enough to produce several huge chuckles from me, especially the DeathNote parody! That was really hilarious! I sure look forward to their next production!

Went to Hyatts for a drink later and i finally got my Capiroska after like a year's wait! Rox! I love Caipiroska! Poor Adam was quarrelling with Gideon (what's new?) I wonder what's wrong with Gideon!? He's seriously over paranoid, over-sensitive... WTF. Adam, go smash your guitar on his head!

All righty, gtg... Cya...

Psss.... Greg and HOngDa are irritating... Equally irritating.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Yay! Last day lo! Finally! I have been waiting for this day since u guys ORDed in December! Too bad i have to come back for FFI next week coz the MO was not ard for the entire week... Sucks!

Sent my ORD mail couple of days ago and it seemed that a lot of people din noe i was gonna ORD so soon... Like Melvin put it, I wasn't AH WANG, who would trumpet everywhere to everyone he "ORD LO!" Well, i guess leaving quietly is a good thing too... No arrows, no troubles, just leave peacefully... Okie, sounds like i am dying (chu bing wat...)

Everytime Sgt Nai sees me, he would ask, "hey, why are u still around!!!" And he said i have the same life as him, "jiak chao mia" (eat grass life) coz ORD le, yet still working... Haha... S1 even better...

S1:Hey, Kenneth, u gonna ORD soon?!
Me: Yes Sir, next month...
S1: Oh shit...

Haha... Maybe he she bu de wo... OKie, i am trying to improve my absymal chinese here, so pardon me for my 60% inaccurate hanyu pinyin...

I am really lucky to be in 24SA... Not like poor Yeo, kena post out to AI and now got problems with his hospital bill... Same as me sia... Except that he's gonna look for PM while i only sought help from Teo Chee Hean... Power...

My superiors have been great, SSG Andrew, CPT Darren and LTA Danny... Yi ding shi shang tian bao yuo wo de... I wonder whether the superiors in the "outside world" (RSM's fav words) will be as good as them...

Okie... That's it... I am gonna grab a burger from the Officer Mess... It shall be my lats burger here in Khatib camp ba... Haha...

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Happy 21st Birthday Kelvin!!! U finally got your passport to freedom!!! And legalised entry to R21 shows!!! Tanjoubi omedetoo gozaimasu!

Celebrated Kel's birthday at MOS on Friday night with him (duh...), Bernard, Hanming, Eugene as well as this girl called PoChu(okie, i bet it's not spelt this way, sounds like Pikachu eh) whom i met for the first time... I think she was the girl who Kelvin and Ming always "beo" at Bliss de... Haha... Eugene looks like an artist with his curly bangs! So funny! No wonder he's called Ah Kow...

It was my first time at MOS (so sua ku eh... i din even noe got toilet inside...) and it got really crowded at around 12am... Guess that's the magic hour... The dance floor was completely empty at 11, cuz i guess no one started the ball rolling ba... Bet lotsa pple are not drunk yet at that hour... It was only past midnight when we got a little high... I forgot how many cups each of us drank, but it was definitely more than 6.... Maybe around 7? 8? Haha... But it was definitely the first time i have drank that much... And poor Kelvin even vomitted twice, coz we kept forcing him to drink shots and glasses continuously since he's the birthday boy... Haha... All the french fries were out on the floor lo... Yucks...

Pochu got drunk after a while, although HanMing said that she told him she's a good drinker... And we had to keep her hands off the bottle of vodka on a table... Walau... Drunk already still so mian jiang... Ming said she confirmed get laid... haha... And she played cai quan with me... She's really good, coz i lost like 8 out of 10 times! Lucky the forfeit for every loss is only a mouthful of alcohol, or else i confirm die... Haha... Went back ard 3 plus since everyone got sian of dancing after a while... Well, it's a nice experience...

Shit! We haven't got Kel's present yet! WTH!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Wahz... One week never update le... Finally, i have 5 more workdays next week, after which i will be clearing leave till i collect my pink ic! Yay!!!

Been a little busy this week as i still have some uncompleted tasks... Well, at least i have completed them le, and i actually have time to watch Bleach... Quite nice eh... I think it's gonna be more exciting than Shaman King...

Went out with Melvin yesterday to watch ONE LAST DANCE... It was pretty intriguing, especially the way the director chose to play with the order of the entire show, with some scenes used as flashbacks that somehow made the audience perceievd as the original flow of the story... Interesting... And we went Sakae's buffet to gorge ourselves crazy before embarking on a futile trip to find Kelvin's bday present!!! Shit!!! And his bday's this Sunday! He's gonna celebrate it tonight at MOS... Hope it's fun... It's been quite some time since i went clubbing eh... And i dunnoe where's MOS :( So sua ku...

I think Project SuperStar is not a singing competition after all... Seriously, i wonder why are the better singers out and those who can't sing as well are still in the competition! Look, Zhang Le Sheng is probably the best singer in the com, and he's out last week! Ytd was the Wu Bai guy... WTF. That was my reaction when the results were announced... I feel that they should increase the percentage of the judges' votes lo... Honestly, i think the voters seem to be voting on looks and not their talent and singing ability... Haiz... What a waste... No wonder Kelly won... She definitely can't sing as well as Shi Xin Hui... Apparently, this trend is more commonly seen for the guys' competition... For the girls, i think Diya is good, so is Carrie... But since the majority of the voters were girls, the guys' competition is perhaps a farce...

I signed up for relief teaching ytd too... Hope i will be able to get a job immediately after i ORD! I need money for my Japan trip!!! Heng ar, got quite a bit of money from USMS and WITS... BOut $100 plus... That stupid HongDa ate some of the ORD personnel's money... So i tried to salvage the rest and distributed the rest among the clerks... But i saved some for Melvin and ChunWee too! Coz i will feel bad for "eating" my own friends' money... Haha... I think it's wrong eh... Other pple never mind... Haha... So Melvin is entitled to $40 while ChunWee will get $10... Guys, please remind me to pass the money to you yeah...

I met LTA Viknesh 2 days ago on the MRT and he's working as an air steward! Cool! And he asked me how was his understudy.... I gave him a -_- look and say his understudy sucks! Haha... And i told him how fucked up he is and how he wanted to "instill" discipline in us while he's an asshole himself... And Viknesh said he heard complains from his buddy who's still serving NS too... See???? Even pple who ORDed also know... Haiz... I think he's the only one in thw whole wide world who doesn't know that pple dun like him... Kanashii desu ne...

Okay... Back to Bleach!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Yay!!! 11 more work days! And 2mr i am going for despatch for the first time! At least will get to experience it once before ORD... Ah Wang came to collect his IC today and he was still his usual self, proclaiming to everyone he sees that he "ORD lo!" Haiz... I hope he starts talking more with his brain lo, and ditch his girlfriend who's just using him and his money!

I got promoted to CPL le! Finally! Which means i will get a GRAND TOTAL OF $30 more from SAF next month! Wah! A lot eh... Haha... I am a poor man... And i want to go to Japan... Nihon ni ikitai desu yo!!! Haiz.... Got Chief of Artillery parade next Thursday... I dun want to go!!! I think i will take OFF for that day... Hehe...

Had Battallion games yesterday and play bball and soccer... S4 rammed a ball straight into my face! Wakow... And the ball was overly pumped and it felt like a rock. At least i scored 3 goals, so it wasn't such a bad performance although it's been quite some time since i last touched soccer...

FFI in 2 weeks time, and i have to go to Dieppe Barracks (DB eh) for my medical board regarding my shoulder... Sucks lo... So ma huan...

Fang gong le... Wo yao kai shi qiang hua yu... Wo cui qing hua yu hen lan... OKie, i took a min to get all these hanyu pinyin... Die... And i realise i could only write like less than 100 Chinese characters now! OMG.

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