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Wahz... This computer in my HQ is damn lagged lehz... Stupid... Damn slow one... Haiz... I am now in the HIDEOUT (psss... It's a recreation room in my camp...) What a strange name... Should have got a better name man... What hideout... Yucks... Sounds like we are fugitives of something... Might as well name it hideous...

Had my physiotherapy this morning at TTSH again... Yay, today i got the very cool female physio... She's not exactly very chio or sexy, but it's juz that she got this very cool aura around her, and she's like pretty caring which makes her attractive in a different way( hey i dun have any fetish for nurses or female doctors k...) And when she like guide me with her hands on my shoulders coaching me bout my proper postures during the exercises, i felt so calm... Her touch is so reassuring, and makes me feel very safe with her, like she's telling me,"dun worry, i am here and you won't dislocate ur shoulder" or something... So nice! I dun mind going for physio everyday man, even if my shoulders ache like hell after every session!!! Hahar... Maybe i will see her this wednesday again...

Woohoo... Juz had a long weekend that i really enjoyed ( minus the 0-0 draw between ManUtd and -_-Sunderland) Sunderland sucks eh!!! Relegated already, might as well let ManUtd win right... Stupid idiots... I hate it... Anyway, have been chionging the last couple of nights... Went out on Friday with Kelvin and co for dinner at Billy Bombers followed by another trip to Hark Music Cafe!!! Wooh! I missed that place! Too bad HanMing wasn't with us that night, or else i would have saboed him to go on stage again... Haha... Then met up with John Teck Marcus and Adam on Saturday for shopping before meeting up with Kelvin and co for pool at Lucky Plaza of all places!!! Walau eh, i damn suay eh... I was like prancing around the pool table and i held up my pool cue too high or something and accidentally knocked into one of the lamps and it nearly broke! Then the owner came over and checked and said like the thing holding on to the bulb was broken... Obviously, he was trying to cheat me man, coz it wasn't broken at all lo... Idiot... So i quickly sneaked out of the place when we were about to leave... Hahar... Lucky he din spot me... After that, we went to sing karaoke at Serangoon Gardens, a place called SecretGarden or something, and we sang until the window panes broke like no one's business lidat... It was really fun man! And then we chose AeroSmith's I dun wanna miss a thing and we were like screeching before HanMing pointed out that the room wasn't soundproof and the door was ajar!!! ARGHHHHH!!! I think the staff outside went deaf for like 10 seconds!!!

Ohya!!! I met Sheryl last week at FarEastPlaza!!! So long never see her le... Wahz... She prettier now man... And after that, i met Jeff at HMV! So qiao... Met 2 PAE 03A1 pple... Hope we can have a gathering soon... Heard from Jeff that April shifted house le...

Might be going Night Safari this weekend with Kel.Chen and co... I very sua ku eh... Coz i never go before ma... And i told Kelvin that at night no animals to see one, coz they will be sleeping or hiding somewhere in the dark man... Then he juz gave me a -_- look and said, hey the animals at the Night Safari are nocturnal animals..... Diao....

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

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Yay!!! 2mr's Good Friday!!! Holidays!!! Woohoo! Then can go and chiong and no need go back camp!!! Hahar... Anyway, right now, i am in my battalion's computer room surfing net and playing Dota man... Damn slack, coz there's almost nothing to do man!!! I was supposed to help my friend shred some important documents and halfway through, the stupid machine kena jammed, so i can't do anything bout it le... And i already finish drawing the lines for the bookin-bookout books, machism like kena punished in primary school lidat... So i am gonna hide in the computer room till i book out!!!

Hopefully 2mr will be able to meet up with Kelvin and co and go to Hark Music Cafe again!!! It's already been 2 weeks since i went there lo... Kinda miss the place... But at least i met up with my soccer team last Sunday to go Sentosa to play beach soccer!!! Walau eh, my soccer now is like -_- man... I can't even control the ball well! And it's only like 4 mths eh... Jialart... As if i kena banned from soccer for missing a drug test like Rio Ferdinand... I must start playing more often man, or else how man i gonna join the soccer team when i go uni!!!

Yesh! ManUtd beat Arsenal 2-0, with goals from Rooney and Park Ji Sung!!! Rocks! If only Chelsea had lost or drew with WestHam, then ManUtd would really have a realistic chance of catching them... Stupid Chelsea, i hate them man... I would rather see Sunderland win the Premiership than them... So arrogant... I hope Mourinho would kena sacked next season... Hahar...

Okay, i gonna go play Dota le... Bye...

You Are 80% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius

Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating

You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things. You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines. You should major in: Marketing Psychology Desgin Cognitive Science Economics Photography

I AM SO BORED!!! I am FINALLY back in camp but the problem is, there's no difference between staying at home and being in camp coz there's almost nothing for me to do here!!! And right now, i am hiding in the computer room to blog!!! Wakow... Might as well extend my MC and put me at home man! At least got my PS2 to play eh... Over here it's like -_-...

Well, yesterday i felt like i was being enlisted for NS again... The feeling juz sucks, coz it's like i am once again being demoted from a CIVILIAN to a SAF personnel... Yesh, being a civilian rocks... I really can't wait to ORD and go to uni man... Exactly 10 more months from today, and i will be free!

At least all my superiors will not be around for the next 3 weeks coz they are going to Taiwan for an exercise... Then i can slack around somemore, and maybe even extend my MC! But sucks eh, juz now my Signal Encik told me there's still a slight possibility that they may send me for signal course!!! WTF! Can't they get the facts right that i would not be able to go for any combat vocation anymore!!! I can't even lift my right arm straight arm lar!!! Stupid man... And they haven't settle my operation bill thingy yet eh!!! Walau... If they ain't gonna pay, then i shall go look for my GRC's MP le... Sucks man... I wonder why are they so screwed up all the time!!! I hate it!

I was so bored yesterday that i learnt how to make something which normally only girls would do de... So niang!!! Eeeezz.... But i was really bored yesterday... Can't blame me... Muz be the after effects of my MC... Haiz... I am still spastic!!! But at least i learnt something new!!! Which i supposed is a good thing ba...

Yeah!!!Tomorrow go watch ICE AGE 2 with Adam! Hope he won't pang sei me... And i will have to go HMV to buy the sponges for my ear-phones coz mine got holes le!!! Why all my stuff got holes one huh? My socks la, my shorts la, my shirts la... Walau, i think my house got rats eh... HMV! It's a disease(HIV) coz MUSIC IS CONTAGIOUS!!! Good marketing line right?! I thought of it one eh... So if any HMV pple wanna use it, muz buy the copyright from me k... Or else i SUE you ar... Hahar...

And i finally got a tag board le! And i manage to add links to websites and other blogs! Finally eh... Coz i am a COMPUTER IDIOT!!! Lucky my friend help me sia... Or else i will remain living in the dark ages...

Weekends! Here i come!

Wahz!!! I am kanpua sianz to the power of 10 now man!!! Coz my honeymoon is ending in 2days' time!!! Damn! Got to go back to the sickening dreaded place on Thursday! Shit!!! I am so sianz...

Went for physiotherapy today and i was told that i will be undergoing this new kinda exercise from next week onwards for a period of 6weeks plus. It's called DBC, shortform for Documentation Based Care and i was given this pretty long questionaire to fill up. Apparently, i think it's a program to charter the progress made by a patient... So i am a 'test subject'! Sucks man... And the questions in there are like -_-... Eg. putting on a coat and then u gotta circle 0 1 2 3 depending on the difficulty needed to carry out the action with 0 as unable to do to 3 which is not difficult at all... And there's like a question on how did i dislocate my shoulder in the first place... Walau eh... Remind me of my badminton 'triple smash' way back in 2003 May Term 2 last day man... It's such a painful memory... Ouch... Another question asks whether have i lost interest in my favourite hobbies and sports! Duhz... Soccer is my life eh... U would have to kill me to let me forget soccer! But then i can't say that much bout badminton... I think i have a phobia eh... Jialart... And i think if i were to play now, i would be playing like Brian Liang man!!! Remember his infamous technique? Must stomp on the ground and hold the racket and push it forward at 90degrees in succession!!! Wah... Pro eh... Hahar... Maybe i can't even do this 'stunt' now man... haiz...

I am so bored!!! Argh... Gonna be 10pm le... Got Da Chang Jin!!! Hahar... Okay, this may sound gay but i watch that show k... Coz i have nothing else better to do what... Ra Ra Ra Ru Ra Ra.... Hey ya hee ya.... This song is damn contagious man... It keeps playing itself in my head when i try to sleep after hearing it!!! Hahar... I think i am getting spastic... Autistic too... Muz be MC too long le...

Woohoo! Happy April Fools' Day!!! Hahar... I played a superb prank on HanMing early this morning at bout 12am plus by saboing him to go on stage to sing a song! Coz i met up wif Kelvin, Jiwen and him last night for dinner and pubbing ma... And initially we planned to go to this pub called number 5 that Kelvin frequents, but upon arriving, we were told the age limit is 25!!!! WTF! First it was Harry's which changed the age limit, now this one too! Sucks eh! Everyone is chasing us away! So we walked and walked and walked from Orchard all the way to Plaza Singapura and climbed the escalators from the 1st storey all the way up to the 6th, and then haiz... There aren't any nice movies to watch, so we climbed down again and i was like 'now what?" coz it looks like all the pubs are chasing us away and our initial plan for the night was pubbing! So we continued walking and walking to the row of pubs opposite Paradiz Centre and then we found IT!!! It's not exactly a pub, more like a cafe and the moment we entered it, i started to like the place! It's called Hark Music Cafe and it plays all the latest Chinese songs in there! The best thing is that anyone could dedicate a song and go up stage to sing it with their in-house guitarist and pianist! So ccol!!! And of course they have alcohol drinks too, although it doesn't offer a wide variety of cocktails... So we stayed there like 2-3hrs and towards the end (psss...It was past midnight, so it's alrdy 1stapril le...) there was this lady called Elaine i think who wanted to hear somebody sing 'feng' and 'hui dao guo que' by JayChou! Then one of the shop assistants came over to us and ask whether we know er not... Before anyone could reply, i quickly pointed at poor HanMing (who very unluckily was seated in front of me) and said, " er, ta hui chang hui dao guo que eh, hen li hai de..." Hahar! U should have seen HanMing's face man! I bet he wanted to murder me!!! But he's a good sport, so after a little shoving and persuasion, he went up stage!!! Woohoo!!! I felt so proud of my friend!!! Hahar... So when he came down, the first thing he said was that he was shivering up stage and asked whether did we noticed it er not!!! But we couldn't see it at all!!! And we told him he sang well!!! Which is quite true!!! Hahar... I bet this would be the most memorable April Fools' Day for him!!! Wahz!!! I can't wait to go again!!! If u like Chinese music, a little bit of alcohol and a KBox fan, this place is a must go man!!! Too bad John Adam and Teck dun listen to Chinese pop, or else next time if we go pubbing we can go there man... Wahz! I want to go again!!!

Hiaz... MC gonna end soon... My honeymoon period is over! Sucks man! Hopefully tomorrow got Sentosa outing! Then i can play my beach soccer!!! Woohoo!!!