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Saturday, September 25, 2004

Whoa... It's the 25th again... It's been 11months... So fast sia... Soon it would be the A-levels and we will graduate le... And well, Adam and i will be kena tormented in the army... Haiz... Walau, next month 1 year anniversary... Time really flies...

Finally the prelims are over! A huge sigh of relief, but the worse has yet to come though... A-levels the big thing, not to mention getting back the results of the prelims... Hope i can pass everything man... If i fail any subject, my mum will bar me from playing soccer! ( horrified expression ) This is one of my worst fears... i shudder at this terrifying thought sia... Haha...

Well, the 4 days break after prelims will end tomorrow... It has not been really fruitful though... Didn't get to play badminton, but i will play soccer tomorrow with my team-mates! Yeah... Really look forward to it man... 3 weeks without soccer is just pure torture for me... I went to IKEA with Sab yesterday though... Went shopping for her "furniture" to tidy up her desk... Was playing the Sims2 at her place, and we created the Dream family, comprising of Beckham and Posh, Cristiano Ronaldo and Raul... Haha, sorry Daena, but the Raul we created sort of looked like a ruffian... Had pizza for dinner until very full sia... And Sam is very pian tai... He kept stepping and walking over and pressing my there... Very kok sia... Trying to become gay izzit... Anyway, Sab, we are so sorry to hear that Snowball aka Chio-bu died of some blood disorder... Haiz... What a waste...

Manchester United is currently leading 1-0 against Tottenham with a Ruud van Nistelrooy penalty in the 1st half... Hope they can maintain this score throughout the match... Glad that the lads are bouncing back with the return of Rio Ferdinand, who missed 8 months of soccer action due to his infamous forgetfuless... And Wayne Rooney is gonna get his debut soon... By then, Manchester United would be invincible again... Yeah!

Very late le, gonna sleep so that tomorrow can wake up early to play my soccer... Nitez...

Friday, September 10, 2004

Haiz... I am super duper sad... Firstly, tomorrow will be the start of the dreaded prelims with GP as the appetizer... Super sianz sia... Can't imagine myself stoning there for 3 hrs doing an essay and a comprehension.... Tomorrow is Sept 11... And oh yes, it's Daena's birthday! Woopee! Here's an early birthday wish from me!!! That is if u read this tonight lar...

My luck has been down in the drain this whole week... ARGHHHH! Can u believe it? I was robbed yesterday at my void deck while i was playing table-tennis with my bro!!! 2 bloody asshole motherf***ing shitheads or whatever whatsnots took off with my 8-10year old blue-colored back with my housekeys, my handphone and my handphone pouch inside!!! What the f*** man! What's worse is that they insulted my intelligience! Robbing me in broad god-damn daylight right before my eyes!!! Well, here's the entire story once again....

It was 2pm... I went down to my void deck to play table-tennis with my brother as usual... After 15minutes, 2 chao ahbengs SHKing approached our table... One of them diao me, and i diao back, after which i ignored him totally... His description is as follows : White polo tee, long black pants, white cap, long fringe covering his left eye and his face is rather sharp at the bottom... The other guy talked to me about table-tennis and say like my brother v.pro and i merely replied that my brother is from a school team... This guy is more tanned than the other and his face is flat and round and looks like a hum chim pang... No wonder he so hum ji... His hair is like GI but a little longer... He was wearing orange-coloured tee-shirt and i think grey bermudas... 3 minutes later, i fell into their trap when that hum chim pang guy asked me and my bro to play more pro like smack the ball harder... Little did i know that that was their plot to make me go retrieve the ball, thus giving them a chance to run off with my bag... As i turned around after picking up the ball, i saw them running and sprinting away... I thought for a moment that maybe their friends called them or they saw policemen who will catch them for underaged smoking or something... It suddenly dawned on me that my bag was running with one of them too... I immediately gave chase and they had a headstart of 75m and i could only close the gap to 40m before they got desperate and ran into a lift of Block 566... I met this uncle in front of the lift and requested for help... He called the police and instructed me and my bro to guard the staircases... No one came down... The police arrived 5-7minutes later and surprisingly 10 of them came down as if it was a murder case... The leading officer asked me to follow him and a couple of policemen to comb the entire block, starting from the 12th storey, the highest in that block... Sadly it was to no avail... It was pretty exciting patrolling with them and i even overheard their conversation with their HQ, like got sodomy case somewhere and asked them to go arrest the guy since they got the evidence already, like photos and videocam or something... Haha... Such case also have... V.kok... In the end, i was directed to this policemen who asked me to wait for the plainclothes policemen to come down... I then asked him whether i can borrow his phone to call Singtel to cut off my line... Walau... He super kok sia... He told his colleague to lend hers to me coz phonecall v.expensive... SO niao sia!!! I am the victim leh... Policemen their pay v.little izzit... Still asked me to go find payphone... I got pissed off, so i said hello, i lost my bag leh, where got money... Then he paiseh and well, he didn't lend me his phone but asked me to find the other policeman for the phone... Luckily the other lend his to me... Soon, the plainclothes arrived... One malay and one FAT chinese one... The chinese one very kok sia... While i was patrolling, he went to the bus-stop to sleep sia!!! Walau eh... And the other just sat at one of the staircase and smoked... After that, a chinese male ( by the way, the 2 culprits were chinese ) wearing white polo shirt and cap came down from the lift... He walked towards the Malay policeman... V.kok, soon the policeman ran to me and asked, " Is it that guy?" frantically... I said no and guess what he said? He said," sia lar, heng not that guy sia, or else let him get away!!!" Walau, i just looked at him and siad like er er.... Why policemen so kok one... Anyway, we waited till 5pm plus and the 2 humji still didn't come down... So the conclusion is that one of them or their friend must been staying in one of the flats lor... The malay guy then took my statement, giving an account of the entire story... Then he asked me the value of the things that were stolen... He asked me the bag what colour and how long and how much... I damn paiseh sia, then i gave him this sheepish look that it's 8-10years already... He then said, okay lor, chin chai lar, $20 lor... So i said okay... Then the handphone i said it cost me $150 + trade in 8250... Then he asked me handphone pouch how much... I seriously dunnoe, so i said it was priceless coz my friend sewed it for me... He then v.kok say must write value down, so chin chai lor, $4-$5... Then he got even more kok, asked me the bunch of keys how much... Walau, i nearly fell off the chair sia... Soon, both of them left... My bro and i v.langbei, cannot go home coz our keys are gone, so we continued playing table-tennis... Play until like 7pm, then my mum came home to let us in... Walau, trauma sia...

After that, i called Daena and she informed the rest i supposed... Weini called first and asked to ji an shun pian and say jiu de bu qu, xing de bu lai... And she said she will pray that the policemen will nab the 2 culprits and she will curse the 2 idiots... After that, Sab called, Michelle called and then Adam... Haha... And i narrated the entire episode to them... Haiz... I really want to catch them and punched them and stick cigarettes up their ass leh... Insult my intelligience... Scold their parents oso... I was so angry that i think i have never been so angry before lor... I cursed them that they will be struck my lightning, knocked down my car and everything that's fatal... Hurghh! I don't care... By hook or by crook, i want to catch them dead or alive... I don't want to study already... I want to become a policeman... So suay sia, i went home and found my lobster dead too... Its eyes got eaten by the other fishes... So sad... Why are all these shit happening to me??? Sucks man, even my dad got a summon for nothing a few days ago... $150 fine sia plus 6 demerit points...

I went out with Sab today to look for something at Queensway... As i walked to the bus-stop, some idiot threw a sanitary pad down beside me lor.... My luck is really really rotten lor... I machiam like loser like that... Can't even protect my own belongings, how to protect my girlfriend next time man... Sibeh jialart sia... After we bought the stuff, i went to her house before playing badminton at the STU again... Haha... I lost to Ringo again, but well, it's not a surprise... I haven't trained yet... Nvm, like what Ringo said, i will only get better by playing with better players than me... So i must find people who are better than me to play with... I think i will start with Benwei... He's good and i haven't play a competitive match with him yet... Oh right! He shall be my first target...

Okie, got to go... 2mr still got the stupid GP... Haiz... Seriously, i think i didn't study hard enough... I am too slack lor... Confirm die one... See whether heng heng can scrap through... I aim to get CCD and at least a B4 for GP... Hope i can make it... I got a nightmare last night... I dreamt that Mr Teo marked finished our Econs prelims in one hr after the actual exam and he returned us the paper on the spot! And alas, i got 49! Fail leh... The dream was so real sia... And i was very upset... I hope this is not a foreshadow of the future... Haiz...

Now i am anti-ahbeng, anti-terrorists, and esp anti-thieves and robbers... To hell with all these motherf***ers!!!

Saturday, September 04, 2004

It's the weekends again... Haiz... Sadly, this week was the last week of Term3... Wonder whether the class would be able to attend lessons together again... So sad... I think i would really miss my college days with 03A1, especially with the fellowship of the six... Arghh! I don't want all these to end, but sadly time still goes on and life goes on... Nobody can will it... That's the tragedy... How i wished i can go on like this forever, but well, we still need to move on in life... When i am enlisted in the army, wah, i will confirm miss everybody sia... I hope i don't cry though... Why time pass so fast when we are enjoying ourselves huh? Very kok leh...

Yesterday sports marathon was a little bit of a let-down though... We were enjoying our game of badminton when some bastard came over and ORDERED us to evacuate immediately... Damn unreasonable sia... And the way he said it was too overboard sia, as if the hall his grandfather or grandmother or whatever ****** buy one sia! Damn pissed off with him... Ask him go jia sai can... Basket... Pui! In the end, we had to settle for basketball when suddenly, the rain destroyed our hopes halfway through the 2nd game... Haiz... In the end, Sab, Daena and I ( plus Susie and Steven ) went back to the hall... We played table-tennis ( with the table but minus net ) and it was fun though... We eventually used empty bottles as our net... Haha... After that, i paired up with Steven as a table-tennis double and we were like sweeping every competitor off... Steven is super pro sia, not a captain for nothing... I with him only disturb him only... Haha... But we were pretty invicincible... Just as i thought i was having a great time, Ms Audrey came over and said "Time's up!" Wah... Sianjipua again... After we washed up, Sab, Daena and I went to AMK to find badminton string... In the end, we didn't buy it coz it would take 3 working days for them to restring the racket... Poor service sia... We had dinner at a place called Sports Cafe and the food, well is rated like 6 out of 10 lar... Egg costs an additional 50cents though... After that, we went home coz it was getting late...

This morning got some stupid econs MCQ test... Wah, very kok, i only got 10 out of 30... Sucks big time lol... Wake up early in the morning to fail a test ( quoted from Daena )... Haiz... Jialart, must study harder during this one week "concentration camp"... After that, we went Macs for breakfast, at the expense of Victor's lesson ( it was cancelled eventually due to the poor attendance or rather no attendance ) Went to Daena's house after that to play guitar and laze around before trooping down to Hougang Sports Hall to restring Sab and Adam's rackets... After 45minutes of waiting, we went to Sab's house... Looked through countless photos and videos of our class and walau, our class is really really neurotic... Haiz... I will miss these unforgettable moments of my life... Took photo of myself in the MANCHESTER UNITED JERSEY and it was wooh... super nice... Sab also took a photo with me wearing her Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal number 17 jersey... Very cool sia... Haha, Sab's mother is really funny sia... When we were able to change, she asked Adam whether he need her daughter ( Sab ) to lend Adam her bra... Haha... Super kok sia... She's really the funniest mum i have ever met... She also said that Sab and herself is better than Stella Huang and that my eye got stamp... Haha....

After that, Ringo ( Sab's mum's friend ) fetched Justina, Adam, Sab, her mum and i to the Singapore Teachers' union to play badminton there... Wah, i lost to Ringo 15-4, 15-5 sia... He's really good... The way he played is not the style played by secondary school kids or JC people lor... It's considered how a MAN play sia...

Post-match Analysis:Firstly, I committed too many unforced errors... My shots either hit the net or hit the racket rim... Secondly, my weak point was in returning his strong service... He hit the shuttle all the way back and i simply do not have the strength to return the serve to the back of his court, enabling him to drop-shot me or smash me... Thirdly, i rushed into my game too fast... My drop-shots were simply too high and kok that was easily exploited by him... Can say that Ringo easily saw through my game plan... I didn't use my brains lor... Too slow to react... I should relax lar... Too nervous and too rash in my game, thus committing silly errors on the way... But Ringo is really zai... Even if i had played with him before my dislocation, i would still have lost to him, albeit by a smaller margin... Wooh... He really stretched me to the limit sia... I think i was too confident going into the game... I really have to admit this defeat... That's good in the sense that he brought me back down to Earth... And taught me an important lesson that tian shang you tian... There will always be somebody better than you... Great, now i have a new mission... To train harder and be faster... I think i a little bit too zhuai because Teckmeng made me look too good until my blood flow to the brain... I still have a long long way to go and train and be better... There's still vast room for improvements in my overall play... What surprised me most is that Ringo's game plan, in my opinion, was simple... It's the same kind of plan i use frequently... The strategy is to hit the ball all the way to the back of the court and force your opponents into errors... Haha... I got beaten in my own game... That's why Teckmeng keep losing 11-0 to me, because he has yet to see through my game plan... But Ringo got the strength sia... A lot a lot better than me... I need to go improve my arms' strength... I think after i dislocated my shoulder, my muscles all disfunctioned liao... So must start all over again... But it was really a great match... Really nice... I enjoyed it though i lost... Next time then play again and maybe i will lose by a small margin...

Wooh... England playing Austria tonight away... Hope they win... Daena predicted that England will win 1-0, so i trusted her and betted on 1 goal... Hope i win $$$... Tomorrow morning i think either got soccer or basketball... After this weekend will be mugging all the way i think... Sucks sia... I hate mugging... But well, i am under forced circumstances... Sianz....

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