Sunday, November 12, 2006
Sianz!!! Duty on Sunday really sucks!!! Miss another session of soccer lo!!! Damn! It's really bad that i am not playing soccer as frequently as i use to... Will forgot how to play lo!!! And it seems like SMU doesn't have a soccer team eh!!! WTH! Coz i dun remember seeing any field or track in the school!!! Walau, if i dun have soccer, i really dun noe what CCA to join next time! Maybe i will join Maths Club -_-...
Aiyah! In camp can't upload all my pictures that i took for the DOA outing!!! Arghhhh!!! Camp is really damn boring on Sundays! There's only the DO and me. So sianz... And still got contractors coming to bug me... Damn... I wish they will all disappear and only appear when i need them to repair faults! Haha... Damn mean, but i dun give a damn about them...
Hmmm... I shall write a testimonial of all those who are about to ORD ba!!! Maybe include the dog oso... Coz he's only 3 months after me... Haha... Anyway, all these comments are just for Fun Peace Laughter and Joy! Dun take them seriously k... U know me, i always crap... Haha... So let's start with my upperstudy, Daniel!!!
DANIEL (BEFORE) :
Seriously, when i first came into this unit, i din even know where the heck was the Log Office located! And i only knew TeeHong then! I din even know that Daniel existed! Before my operation, i think i only stepped into the Log Office less than 5 times!!! And TeeHong was always surfing the Net! And when Daniel finally appeared (I only see him during Last Parades which he only attended like once per fortnight or something!), I was like asking, eh "new guy ar? Just posted in???" And when i knew he was from Log Office, i was like "orh, none of my business i think... Hahaha". Little did i know that he will eventually become my upperstudy!!!! I thot he was kok! -_-
DANIEL (AFTER) :
So i was posted to Log Office after my operation! Thank goodness i wasn't posted out or i would have missed out on a great bunch of friends! Well,Daniel u are still kok! Haha... But kok in a funny way at times... You would talk to yourself (i bet u dun realize it) when u r really stressed, and i would be there trying to decipher your mumbling complaints aka DA NIEL CODE. Haha... And you change in the office without locking the door at times!!! Oops! Let out a secret!!! What if Mdm OKashi comes in??? Later she high then ChunWee will get jealous!!! Muahahahaha! So when u finally ORDed, u gave me a few "presents" to unwrap! Thanks for the surprise hor!!!! hahah... But it's really not your fault la, it's the auditors' fault for changing their standards year after year.... Anyway, all the best to ur studies abroad! Keep in touch! And let me know about your progress with the country bumpkin!
DANIEL'S SONG: To the tune of 张善為's 三月花 (Dan's fav Chinese Song)
Daniel 啊 Tan Yong Jia
可以讲个笑话吗
你的笑话啊 像冷气
把这房间冻结啊
CHUNWEE aka ChunChun (BEFORE) :
I always wondered why this guy look so pissed off all the time!!! And i hardly knew you then when i was still tuanging in the OPS ROOM! I can't even remember when we actually started talking to each other! Maybe it was during the Viknesh Incident when you kept complaining ba! I thot u were rather dao then, so i kept a distance from you! And i thot u were a science geek!!! Hahahahhah! That was until i saw the mountains of history book that u owned, and how u always look so fascinated when u read them!!!
ChunWee (AFTER) :
Became part of the sinners!!! We share lotsa (not really a lot but a few la) secrets that we swore to secrecy! Shares some history facts with me, but i will get lost after a while coz u obviously read up so much history stuff while i read comics and Dan Brown's novels! Known as the anti-christ aka THE OMEN, he frequently pass some blasphemous remarks, much to the irritation of Daniel, Terence and Caleb! Haha... You still look pissed most of the time, except when we are having fun in or out camp! Smile more dude! And hope u will find ur dream girl! I hope she's able to take this joke, but well, everyone knows your rumoured crush is Gwen! Muahahahah! All the best dude! And be a good teacher next time! And exercise more! U seriously need to run more!!!
CHUNWEE'S SONG: To the tune of 我有一只小猫咪
这里有个小ChunWee
毛毛又hairy
喜欢上个Gwendelene
还未二十一
Deploy一个TPQ
变成了PES C
December他ORD
现在在ClearLeave
LIXIANG aka Bryan Ian Shawn Shinobi (BEFORE) :
My first impression was that u dun really like to talk at all, which is really true! U seemed like a person who kept to himself and dilegently complete all tasks that r given to u, which makes you a very responsible person! U were the first guy in OPS ROOM i talked to when i first came in, and you accompanied me for lunch on my first day too! Thank you! But then u were so quiet sometimes that it makes me rather uncomfortable that i have no one to talk to, thats why i sleep in the OPS ROOM! Okie, that was an excuse! Haha...
LIXIANG (AFTER)
U started talking just a little bit more, but not enough!!! Please do not think that ur life is boring!!! Everyone's lives are unique, so is yours! Has since been given 4 names to choose from (Bryan Ian Shawn or Shinobi), but since he's always has problems making choices, we have decided to call him all of the names! Hahah... An ardent fan of anime, manga (perhaps hentai too? oops!), he lives like a hermit by locking himself at home on weekends to watch anime! Asking him to go out is like tearing a piece of flesh of him! Lixiang!!! U muz go out more with us k??? Stop locking urself in!!! It's not healthy? Wakatta ka??? And remember to continue ur exercises after ORD! Make urself go for LifeRuns on Tuesdays and Fridays!!! Lixiang is also considering to be the next ambassador for KFC and being the leader of Chicky Fan Club...
LIXIANG'S SONG: To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Chicken Chicken Chicken Wing
Lixiang 看了笑喜喜
看见CookHouse的Auntie
只拿一盘ChickenWing
Bryan Shawn 啊 Shinobi
他们都吃ChickenWing
WANG SHUI HAI aka AH WANG (BEFORE):
To be honest, my first impression of him wasn't that good... Coz when i first saw him, if i remember correctly, he was like complaining about some stupid thing, and making a din, and planning to take MC! WTH! I thot he was a ChaoAhBeng, just a tad too short though... He smokes, and that really sucks! How we actually talk and became friends (now acquintance) still remain a mystery to me! Maybe it was because we sleep in the same bunk! And his bed area is perma-dirty! Yucks!
AHWANG (AFTER):
Sadly, or should i say fortunately, we have erm... distanced... No longer part of our clique as he pissed everyone off with his frequent irritating outcry of "ORD LO" when people who ORD before him are keeping their lids sealed. Still smokes, maybe less, but still nonetheless a pollutant! Is always tongue-tied, and sometimes it really gets on our nerves! He would drag words so long that i am always very tempted to put down the phone whenever he does that! The best part was when Mdm Okashi was giving him advice that he should stop dragging his words when he's working in the outside world, and his reply, ironically was "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... Mdm, woooooooooooo chi dao!" Hhaahahhaha.... I nearly couldn't control my laughter! Anyway, all the best ba... I dun really have anything to say. Oh! And dun be stupid! Ur girlfriend is just cheating your money lo!!! Ditch her for your own sake la, or else u would be bankrupt before u noe it (i think you are already bankrupt). I mean who borrows money to buy presents for their gf and to go out on dates? That's not romantic idiot! That's called plain stupid. If she has ditched you once after asking you to buy an IPOD for her, u should forget about her la... Grow smart AhWang!
AHWANG'S SONG: To the Tune of Andy Lau's 忘情水
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话我流泪
不论S1 S4, RQ CC ChaoSng
你的废话一大堆 啊啊
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话喷口水
早上没有刷牙 嘴巴有点臭味
废话还是一大堆
CHAIHENG aka CLIVANT aka pai-ka (BEFORE):
Another computer geek!!! Hahahha!!! I was like -_-, coz i was like reading comics, jap or novels/thrillers while u were studying ur Computing stuff profusely!!! I really couldn't understand a single thing in ur book, coz i am a computer idiot!!! Haha... We were the right -hand and left-hand men of SSG Andrew, whom we truly enjoy working under coz he's a great boss! SSG Andrew often joked, one of you is pai-chui(me-shoulder problem) and the other is pai-ka(Clivant's knee problem), so if i combined both together, i have a perfect person, so not so bad! Haha... We would share our workload, whereby things that r heavy that need to be carried would be your job and i would settle stuff that requires lotsa walking! Haha... It's been more than a year le! Hayai desu ne...
CLIVANT (AFTER):
Has frequently make his way into our boycott list coz he's a reowned PSK (Pang Sei Kia) I hate PSKs!!! Go eat shit and die! Haha... Has also earned himself an unwanted nickname (那只狗) because he always looks like he's in need of a master! Recently we have discovered a shocking secret, that he always help his youngest bro to bathe and then dunno touch where de!!! Perv!!! Paedophile! Sicko! Incest! Molester! Animal Sex! OMG... The list just goes on and on... And stop pangseing us! Will kena retribution one hor!!! I already forgot how many zillion times u have pangseied us! One more time and it will not be boycott! It will be perma-ban hor! For your information, u have just been handed a one-month boycott for the latest karaoke pang-sei. Hahar.
CLIVANT'S SONG: To the tune of 三只老虎
Clivant Yeo 啊 Clivant Yeo 啊
Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof
察弟弟的懒觉 察弟弟的懒觉
真变态 真变态
MELVIN (BEFORE):
Haha! According to you, u first met me when i was sleeping in the OPS ROOM! And i had this red patch on my forehead as i was resting my head on my arm!!! Hahhha! So kok! I din find you dao though, although a lot of people think otherwise! I thot u were quiet though, and we hardly interacted with each other coz we were in different offices... We would only meet up during lunch and i remember we din really have anything to say... Haha... How things change...
MELVIN (AFTER):
I left u for last not becoz i have forgotten about u, but i have so much stuff to say that i can't possibly remember to blog everything about it!!! Haha... U r part of the sinners' gang, part of our SinCity world!!! I doubt we will forget all the crazy stuff we did together! U r like my partner-in-crime! Everytime there's something stupid, it almost always involve you! Haha! Damn kok! I would really miss you after you are gone, coz there wouldn't be anyone that can take your place to do stupid things with me!!! Haha! I doubt there's anyone left in this unit that is as stupid as us! Haha! I won't forget all the photo-whoring, twists, kok pictures, karaokes, Cheese and Chocolate Waffles, Durian pancakes, milk, tuanging at my office, badminton, shopping, pink shirts, contact lenses, Halloween and POKEMON!!! Hhaaha! This list could go on forever! OMG! We are so kok! And the auntie at the cookhouse thought we were brothers!!! Hahahaha! Anyway, i hope you would have a better relationship with ur family k??? And if u have any problems, i will always be there as ur kok partner-in-crime! Smile more, be less angry! Keep in touch as promised! And if AS come and disturb u, or anyone else, tell me! I will punch the living daylights out of them! Hahaha!!! Oh!!! Continue to eat Vitamin C tablets so that you won't sneeze anymore! Eat the for 3 years(thats what i did), and u won't sneeze in the morning anymore! Or else u will sneeze until ur nose SPOIL!!!! Hahaha... And remember, i love Makiyo! Yay!!!
WAHZ!!! Super long post! I think i took close to 2 hours le! eSpecially all those Chinese words! Got to find hanyu-pinyin eh! And my Chinese like kok now... Haha... Anyway, this is the tribute to these ORD personnel! Miss you guys and all the fun we had together! I think i will be lost for 2 months in camp -_-... Will join u guys soon as NSMEN in 2 mths after u guys leave! Rock on! Be a Kokster! Woohoo!
Okie... Back to my sleep...
Aiyah! In camp can't upload all my pictures that i took for the DOA outing!!! Arghhhh!!! Camp is really damn boring on Sundays! There's only the DO and me. So sianz... And still got contractors coming to bug me... Damn... I wish they will all disappear and only appear when i need them to repair faults! Haha... Damn mean, but i dun give a damn about them...
Hmmm... I shall write a testimonial of all those who are about to ORD ba!!! Maybe include the dog oso... Coz he's only 3 months after me... Haha... Anyway, all these comments are just for Fun Peace Laughter and Joy! Dun take them seriously k... U know me, i always crap... Haha... So let's start with my upperstudy, Daniel!!!
DANIEL (BEFORE) :
Seriously, when i first came into this unit, i din even know where the heck was the Log Office located! And i only knew TeeHong then! I din even know that Daniel existed! Before my operation, i think i only stepped into the Log Office less than 5 times!!! And TeeHong was always surfing the Net! And when Daniel finally appeared (I only see him during Last Parades which he only attended like once per fortnight or something!), I was like asking, eh "new guy ar? Just posted in???" And when i knew he was from Log Office, i was like "orh, none of my business i think... Hahaha". Little did i know that he will eventually become my upperstudy!!!! I thot he was kok! -_-
DANIEL (AFTER) :
So i was posted to Log Office after my operation! Thank goodness i wasn't posted out or i would have missed out on a great bunch of friends! Well,Daniel u are still kok! Haha... But kok in a funny way at times... You would talk to yourself (i bet u dun realize it) when u r really stressed, and i would be there trying to decipher your mumbling complaints aka DA NIEL CODE. Haha... And you change in the office without locking the door at times!!! Oops! Let out a secret!!! What if Mdm OKashi comes in??? Later she high then ChunWee will get jealous!!! Muahahahaha! So when u finally ORDed, u gave me a few "presents" to unwrap! Thanks for the surprise hor!!!! hahah... But it's really not your fault la, it's the auditors' fault for changing their standards year after year.... Anyway, all the best to ur studies abroad! Keep in touch! And let me know about your progress with the country bumpkin!
DANIEL'S SONG: To the tune of 张善為's 三月花 (Dan's fav Chinese Song)
Daniel 啊 Tan Yong Jia
可以讲个笑话吗
你的笑话啊 像冷气
把这房间冻结啊
CHUNWEE aka ChunChun (BEFORE) :
I always wondered why this guy look so pissed off all the time!!! And i hardly knew you then when i was still tuanging in the OPS ROOM! I can't even remember when we actually started talking to each other! Maybe it was during the Viknesh Incident when you kept complaining ba! I thot u were rather dao then, so i kept a distance from you! And i thot u were a science geek!!! Hahahahhah! That was until i saw the mountains of history book that u owned, and how u always look so fascinated when u read them!!!
ChunWee (AFTER) :
Became part of the sinners!!! We share lotsa (not really a lot but a few la) secrets that we swore to secrecy! Shares some history facts with me, but i will get lost after a while coz u obviously read up so much history stuff while i read comics and Dan Brown's novels! Known as the anti-christ aka THE OMEN, he frequently pass some blasphemous remarks, much to the irritation of Daniel, Terence and Caleb! Haha... You still look pissed most of the time, except when we are having fun in or out camp! Smile more dude! And hope u will find ur dream girl! I hope she's able to take this joke, but well, everyone knows your rumoured crush is Gwen! Muahahahah! All the best dude! And be a good teacher next time! And exercise more! U seriously need to run more!!!
CHUNWEE'S SONG: To the tune of 我有一只小猫咪
这里有个小ChunWee
毛毛又hairy
喜欢上个Gwendelene
还未二十一
Deploy一个TPQ
变成了PES C
December他ORD
现在在ClearLeave
LIXIANG aka Bryan Ian Shawn Shinobi (BEFORE) :
My first impression was that u dun really like to talk at all, which is really true! U seemed like a person who kept to himself and dilegently complete all tasks that r given to u, which makes you a very responsible person! U were the first guy in OPS ROOM i talked to when i first came in, and you accompanied me for lunch on my first day too! Thank you! But then u were so quiet sometimes that it makes me rather uncomfortable that i have no one to talk to, thats why i sleep in the OPS ROOM! Okie, that was an excuse! Haha...
LIXIANG (AFTER)
U started talking just a little bit more, but not enough!!! Please do not think that ur life is boring!!! Everyone's lives are unique, so is yours! Has since been given 4 names to choose from (Bryan Ian Shawn or Shinobi), but since he's always has problems making choices, we have decided to call him all of the names! Hahah... An ardent fan of anime, manga (perhaps hentai too? oops!), he lives like a hermit by locking himself at home on weekends to watch anime! Asking him to go out is like tearing a piece of flesh of him! Lixiang!!! U muz go out more with us k??? Stop locking urself in!!! It's not healthy? Wakatta ka??? And remember to continue ur exercises after ORD! Make urself go for LifeRuns on Tuesdays and Fridays!!! Lixiang is also considering to be the next ambassador for KFC and being the leader of Chicky Fan Club...
LIXIANG'S SONG: To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Chicken Chicken Chicken Wing
Lixiang 看了笑喜喜
看见CookHouse的Auntie
只拿一盘ChickenWing
Bryan Shawn 啊 Shinobi
他们都吃ChickenWing
WANG SHUI HAI aka AH WANG (BEFORE):
To be honest, my first impression of him wasn't that good... Coz when i first saw him, if i remember correctly, he was like complaining about some stupid thing, and making a din, and planning to take MC! WTH! I thot he was a ChaoAhBeng, just a tad too short though... He smokes, and that really sucks! How we actually talk and became friends (now acquintance) still remain a mystery to me! Maybe it was because we sleep in the same bunk! And his bed area is perma-dirty! Yucks!
AHWANG (AFTER):
Sadly, or should i say fortunately, we have erm... distanced... No longer part of our clique as he pissed everyone off with his frequent irritating outcry of "ORD LO" when people who ORD before him are keeping their lids sealed. Still smokes, maybe less, but still nonetheless a pollutant! Is always tongue-tied, and sometimes it really gets on our nerves! He would drag words so long that i am always very tempted to put down the phone whenever he does that! The best part was when Mdm Okashi was giving him advice that he should stop dragging his words when he's working in the outside world, and his reply, ironically was "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... Mdm, woooooooooooo chi dao!" Hhaahahhaha.... I nearly couldn't control my laughter! Anyway, all the best ba... I dun really have anything to say. Oh! And dun be stupid! Ur girlfriend is just cheating your money lo!!! Ditch her for your own sake la, or else u would be bankrupt before u noe it (i think you are already bankrupt). I mean who borrows money to buy presents for their gf and to go out on dates? That's not romantic idiot! That's called plain stupid. If she has ditched you once after asking you to buy an IPOD for her, u should forget about her la... Grow smart AhWang!
AHWANG'S SONG: To the Tune of Andy Lau's 忘情水
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话我流泪
不论S1 S4, RQ CC ChaoSng
你的废话一大堆 啊啊
给我一杯WANG情水
AHWANG讲话喷口水
早上没有刷牙 嘴巴有点臭味
废话还是一大堆
CHAIHENG aka CLIVANT aka pai-ka (BEFORE):
Another computer geek!!! Hahahha!!! I was like -_-, coz i was like reading comics, jap or novels/thrillers while u were studying ur Computing stuff profusely!!! I really couldn't understand a single thing in ur book, coz i am a computer idiot!!! Haha... We were the right -hand and left-hand men of SSG Andrew, whom we truly enjoy working under coz he's a great boss! SSG Andrew often joked, one of you is pai-chui(me-shoulder problem) and the other is pai-ka(Clivant's knee problem), so if i combined both together, i have a perfect person, so not so bad! Haha... We would share our workload, whereby things that r heavy that need to be carried would be your job and i would settle stuff that requires lotsa walking! Haha... It's been more than a year le! Hayai desu ne...
CLIVANT (AFTER):
Has frequently make his way into our boycott list coz he's a reowned PSK (Pang Sei Kia) I hate PSKs!!! Go eat shit and die! Haha... Has also earned himself an unwanted nickname (那只狗) because he always looks like he's in need of a master! Recently we have discovered a shocking secret, that he always help his youngest bro to bathe and then dunno touch where de!!! Perv!!! Paedophile! Sicko! Incest! Molester! Animal Sex! OMG... The list just goes on and on... And stop pangseing us! Will kena retribution one hor!!! I already forgot how many zillion times u have pangseied us! One more time and it will not be boycott! It will be perma-ban hor! For your information, u have just been handed a one-month boycott for the latest karaoke pang-sei. Hahar.
CLIVANT'S SONG: To the tune of 三只老虎
Clivant Yeo 啊 Clivant Yeo 啊
Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof
察弟弟的懒觉 察弟弟的懒觉
真变态 真变态
MELVIN (BEFORE):
Haha! According to you, u first met me when i was sleeping in the OPS ROOM! And i had this red patch on my forehead as i was resting my head on my arm!!! Hahhha! So kok! I din find you dao though, although a lot of people think otherwise! I thot u were quiet though, and we hardly interacted with each other coz we were in different offices... We would only meet up during lunch and i remember we din really have anything to say... Haha... How things change...
MELVIN (AFTER):
I left u for last not becoz i have forgotten about u, but i have so much stuff to say that i can't possibly remember to blog everything about it!!! Haha... U r part of the sinners' gang, part of our SinCity world!!! I doubt we will forget all the crazy stuff we did together! U r like my partner-in-crime! Everytime there's something stupid, it almost always involve you! Haha! Damn kok! I would really miss you after you are gone, coz there wouldn't be anyone that can take your place to do stupid things with me!!! Haha! I doubt there's anyone left in this unit that is as stupid as us! Haha! I won't forget all the photo-whoring, twists, kok pictures, karaokes, Cheese and Chocolate Waffles, Durian pancakes, milk, tuanging at my office, badminton, shopping, pink shirts, contact lenses, Halloween and POKEMON!!! Hhaaha! This list could go on forever! OMG! We are so kok! And the auntie at the cookhouse thought we were brothers!!! Hahahaha! Anyway, i hope you would have a better relationship with ur family k??? And if u have any problems, i will always be there as ur kok partner-in-crime! Smile more, be less angry! Keep in touch as promised! And if AS come and disturb u, or anyone else, tell me! I will punch the living daylights out of them! Hahaha!!! Oh!!! Continue to eat Vitamin C tablets so that you won't sneeze anymore! Eat the for 3 years(thats what i did), and u won't sneeze in the morning anymore! Or else u will sneeze until ur nose SPOIL!!!! Hahaha... And remember, i love Makiyo! Yay!!!
WAHZ!!! Super long post! I think i took close to 2 hours le! eSpecially all those Chinese words! Got to find hanyu-pinyin eh! And my Chinese like kok now... Haha... Anyway, this is the tribute to these ORD personnel! Miss you guys and all the fun we had together! I think i will be lost for 2 months in camp -_-... Will join u guys soon as NSMEN in 2 mths after u guys leave! Rock on! Be a Kokster! Woohoo!
Okie... Back to my sleep...
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