Tuesday, January 30, 2007
All right... I made it home alive, everything intact despite going through a war zone in school for the past 2 days... The rumour was true. Class 3D is really a naughty class. To say that they are naughty is perhaps an understatement, coz it's really hard to find a single word to describe them.
First day in school was almost like a welcome ceremony for me as they opened a new week with MASS yesterday... And i sang Mari Kita for the first time in 2 years! And the school song! That really evoked some happy memories of my school days, where i used to be so tiny. And now it's almost like a reversal of fortunes...
I met Mrs Theresa Goh, who used to be my Pri 2 maths teacher... She asked, "R u taking 3D?" She shook her head... And sigh... And said, "they are impossible, they have already drove away 2 teachers... Good luck..." Oh yeah, what a great start... I knew something was wrong. Never in my wildest dreams did i know the worst was yet to come...
Luckily for me, my first lesson was in another class, instead of my form class 3D. I was supposed to teach a PRI6 class MOTHER TONGUE!!! WTH! I was like, "siao liao, wo ze mer nen jiao huayu ner" Okie, from the previous line, even the blind could tell that my chinese really suck. And i stepped in, trying to look confident and after i was greeted, a smart-alec said, "teacher, now is Chinese lesson, muz speak Chinese... Diaoz...
Me: Okie, so zhe ke shi hua yu ke huhz? Wo men jiang hua yu ba...
Smart-Alec: Lao shi, bu shi hua yu ke, shi hua wen ke...
Me: Okie, shui bian ba...
And after that line, i just told them NS horror stories... Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah!!!!
And then came doomsday... The moment i stepped inside, i thot i was in kindergarden! They were running around, playing catching, and they were freaking noisy!!! Now, this level of noise totally surpassed my storeman course... It was truly, amazing. For an hr lesson, i spent 50mins settling the class down, and 10 mins to teach. Great.
My class has the perfect ingredients of being a notorious class. They had a mix of pranksters, quiet boys, and the boy will will backstab his friends and come to report to me all their wrongdoings. I have since confiscated quite a lot of stuff e.g. Pokemon book, Pokemon Krats(latest craze) and some strange ball bearing magnets... Wakow, soon i will be able to set up a toy stall....
Things for worse after recess... They were beyond words. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, and whacking that poor ruler so hard on the whiteboard that it almost threaten to break into 2... Well, we are not suppose to inflict physical pain on students. So the poor ruler and whiteboard suffered in place of the kids... This is nightmare... Fights broke out much faster than my pimples, and vulgarities flew across the classroom occassionally... WTH. I thot i was in a SEC 4 Normal Techincal Class, but shrills (OMG, they haven't break voice) brought me back to Earth.
Well, amid the chaos, i was heartened by the fact that they actually know their work pretty well. They could do Maths without much problem, although their English certainly needs some work. Luckily Miss Bong donated some Chicken Little stickers to "pian xiao hai" It worked wonders, but not for long as i suddenly see streams of little kids crowding around me asking for stickers, and volunteering to answer questions so that they can get them... Hiaz...
It's a war zone. There's bloodshed (literally). But i shall get through this week, It's really challenging, but i shall perservere. Haha....
Phrases worth noting:
1. Teacher, can i go toilet? (Very frequently)
2. Teacher, very urgent! (Occasionally)
3. Teacher, this boy very naughty
4. AHHHHHH! ~screams ~shrills (all the time)
5. Teacher, he poke my cock (WTH)
6. Student 1: Your mother got breast arhhhhhh!!!!
Student 2: Your mother also got chicken breast ahhhhhhh!!!!
WTH... Totally no meaning eh.......
And the classic.........
TEACHER!!! HE MAKE ME!!!
Strange Incident 1: One student was sitting on his friend's lap and his friend was hugging him during lesson. ???
Bloodshed Incident: Fight Fight Fight!!! Boom! Brang! ~Wails... Blood. Oh shit. Apparently, a boy pulled another boy's leg and the latter fell on his chin! Ouch! And while the victim was crying, the culprit was crying because the victim accused him of pushing him. ???
Strange Incident 2: A boy cried because his friend booed him and gave him a thumbs down sign. Ego deflated???
I bet there will be more.....
First day in school was almost like a welcome ceremony for me as they opened a new week with MASS yesterday... And i sang Mari Kita for the first time in 2 years! And the school song! That really evoked some happy memories of my school days, where i used to be so tiny. And now it's almost like a reversal of fortunes...
I met Mrs Theresa Goh, who used to be my Pri 2 maths teacher... She asked, "R u taking 3D?" She shook her head... And sigh... And said, "they are impossible, they have already drove away 2 teachers... Good luck..." Oh yeah, what a great start... I knew something was wrong. Never in my wildest dreams did i know the worst was yet to come...
Luckily for me, my first lesson was in another class, instead of my form class 3D. I was supposed to teach a PRI6 class MOTHER TONGUE!!! WTH! I was like, "siao liao, wo ze mer nen jiao huayu ner" Okie, from the previous line, even the blind could tell that my chinese really suck. And i stepped in, trying to look confident and after i was greeted, a smart-alec said, "teacher, now is Chinese lesson, muz speak Chinese... Diaoz...
Me: Okie, so zhe ke shi hua yu ke huhz? Wo men jiang hua yu ba...
Smart-Alec: Lao shi, bu shi hua yu ke, shi hua wen ke...
Me: Okie, shui bian ba...
And after that line, i just told them NS horror stories... Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah!!!!
And then came doomsday... The moment i stepped inside, i thot i was in kindergarden! They were running around, playing catching, and they were freaking noisy!!! Now, this level of noise totally surpassed my storeman course... It was truly, amazing. For an hr lesson, i spent 50mins settling the class down, and 10 mins to teach. Great.
My class has the perfect ingredients of being a notorious class. They had a mix of pranksters, quiet boys, and the boy will will backstab his friends and come to report to me all their wrongdoings. I have since confiscated quite a lot of stuff e.g. Pokemon book, Pokemon Krats(latest craze) and some strange ball bearing magnets... Wakow, soon i will be able to set up a toy stall....
Things for worse after recess... They were beyond words. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, and whacking that poor ruler so hard on the whiteboard that it almost threaten to break into 2... Well, we are not suppose to inflict physical pain on students. So the poor ruler and whiteboard suffered in place of the kids... This is nightmare... Fights broke out much faster than my pimples, and vulgarities flew across the classroom occassionally... WTH. I thot i was in a SEC 4 Normal Techincal Class, but shrills (OMG, they haven't break voice) brought me back to Earth.
Well, amid the chaos, i was heartened by the fact that they actually know their work pretty well. They could do Maths without much problem, although their English certainly needs some work. Luckily Miss Bong donated some Chicken Little stickers to "pian xiao hai" It worked wonders, but not for long as i suddenly see streams of little kids crowding around me asking for stickers, and volunteering to answer questions so that they can get them... Hiaz...
It's a war zone. There's bloodshed (literally). But i shall get through this week, It's really challenging, but i shall perservere. Haha....
Phrases worth noting:
1. Teacher, can i go toilet? (Very frequently)
2. Teacher, very urgent! (Occasionally)
3. Teacher, this boy very naughty
4. AHHHHHH! ~screams ~shrills (all the time)
5. Teacher, he poke my cock (WTH)
6. Student 1: Your mother got breast arhhhhhh!!!!
Student 2: Your mother also got chicken breast ahhhhhhh!!!!
WTH... Totally no meaning eh.......
And the classic.........
TEACHER!!! HE MAKE ME!!!
Strange Incident 1: One student was sitting on his friend's lap and his friend was hugging him during lesson. ???
Bloodshed Incident: Fight Fight Fight!!! Boom! Brang! ~Wails... Blood. Oh shit. Apparently, a boy pulled another boy's leg and the latter fell on his chin! Ouch! And while the victim was crying, the culprit was crying because the victim accused him of pushing him. ???
Strange Incident 2: A boy cried because his friend booed him and gave him a thumbs down sign. Ego deflated???
I bet there will be more.....
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